Intimacy: Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip...

By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

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Friday 12 February 2016 10:42

Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...

hardcorepunk87 18

Friday 12 February 2016 10:41

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

Comments

welldarnit 23

Friday 12 February 2016 22:16

you can't turn your dick into a vibrator by sticking a battery in it, that's just silly

13SucksToBeYou13 4

Friday 12 February 2016 22:45

I'm not gonna ask...

Sansational_ 18

Friday 12 February 2016 23:16

Guess you rubbed it the wang way

genshift 8

Saturday 13 February 2016 0:10

That's a weird fetish you've got there.

UltJan 11

Saturday 13 February 2016 1:14

How!?

TheRussianNavy 11

Saturday 13 February 2016 3:54

Ouch.

CaptFartGiggle 10

Saturday 13 February 2016 6:38

I bet that pain was electrifying.

graphite01 15

Saturday 13 February 2016 7:02

How? Just. How??

themassivefuckup 16

Saturday 13 February 2016 23:13

Bro, don't leave us hanging. How the hell did you manage that?

FastTurtle9 14

Sunday 14 February 2016 0:39

But... Why?

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