Hot boy summer

By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 748
You deserved it 84 095
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every1luvsboners 11

Wrong kind of ********, champ.

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Alleged_Cranium 7

You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?

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every1luvsboners 11

Wrong kind of ********, champ.

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YayorNay 8

I mean its tempting with a finger...but a penis?

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13FTW 9

These ******* one liners piss me off -___- On the other note I give you props for having the balls to stick your pecker on a fan. Even if they may be cut now, it's a great conversation starter.

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Yes 23- "Hi my names Dave, and last year I almost cut my penis off!" That's not awkward. Not one bit.

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leogirl95 12

You sir are a wiener.

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n_epic_fail 14

Hey, at least your weren't trying to have sex with fruit… you just wanted a special kind of blow-job.

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flockz 19

hopefully you didn't splooge in the fan. it would be like pissing in the wind.

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J3R3MYY 14

I dont see how anyone could manage to get their penis in a pencil sharpener. Well thats just me.

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TheRealBruce 12

This reminds me of something peter did

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Choose_Wisely 5

i love how you dont even have to hear the story behind this to know that OP deserved it lol

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HetaliaFreak 10

I'd like to know how this started.

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KMtheDrummer 6

I nominate this for best comment by Boners ever. That's saying a lot. And first, even... Wow, you're on top of your game today, Boners.

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JCLynn 11

Maybe he was trying to practice controlling his erections.

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Streeet_hayley 6

This FML took me like 5 minutes to click on my ipod because it's so small.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Why don't you just suck his dick, 187. I nominate you to be his biggest kiss ass.

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fml9595 0

192- me too, I ended up going to number two then pressing the up button!

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tweetbaby14 18

Well, 170, unless he says something along the lines of "My penis chose to float into the desk-fan." Then, yes, he deserved it.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Even a desk fan can cut wood these days. Time to get rid of my DeWalt.

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bluetorpedo 0

No no 209 get out your 18v hammer drill, get a high amp 18v power supply, hardwire to your drill. Take a metal fan blade, and attach it to some sort of shaft and place it in the chuck of your hammer drill. Put it into the high speed hammer and enjoy easy wood cutting and a nice cool breeze.

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G0v3nat0r 7

195- he can't suck OP's dick because it's in ribbons

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changesinme 0

You sir, brought masturbation, to a whole new level.

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Sebastian_NG 17

I can totally picture that in my head... "Well if my fingers dont fit in the spaces between the bars Im sure as hell my penis wont go through, but just to be on the safe side.... Ooouch sunnuva bitch" Guess youre too overestimate yourself mate

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mightymart 5

Wth boner, youre like the comic relief of this place.. Do you EVER Go outside??

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Alleged_Cranium 7

You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?

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RetardedChipmunk 7

Im pretty sure that he posted right after boners and they just thought the same thing...

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gabrielbaby 9

Yup. They probably meant that op didn't get it.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

he probably didn't even have a dick to begin with...

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unitedfan11 0

WTF??? Why do you have your dick flying around a desk fan anyway??

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leadman1989 15

2 - I think hw was auditioning for 1000 ways to day... he was so close. :p

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

My question is why his penis was by a fan anyways...

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death_dolphin24 0

It's when someone blows on your penis as intercourse.

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hotscar 3

Check the times that they are posted. It's less than a minute difference.

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mylifepwnz 0

It takes skill to fail that badly.

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gingerftw 0

Been there done that

fthislyfe 22

Do you have a penis now? Or did you cut all of it?

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HatefulPilot 0

This ginger doesn't have a soul and a male reproductive organ. FYL

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SillyFart 7

What else would you expect from a ginger kid

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trixy81 10

Your like 10. How do you manage that?

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Daralea 21

Apparently 10 year-olds have penises now. It's a fairly recent development, but I thought you should know.

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

I wonder how you found that out pervert haha just jokes

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xosportsgirl14x 8

141- you look about 10, as well.

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codplayer2442 1

Your like 7 you have no dick ****** ****** ass bitch

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gregorrok1 0

Well I bet half of these thumbs down are because you have "ginger" in your name

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hawaiianfire 0

Yes, chopping the wood has always been an activity for sexually frustrated boys.

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gingerftw 0

U mother ******* really like the word ginger don't you?

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

My question is y a 10yr old has a FML account

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spartan456 0

Because he choppe his penis off at the age of 6 his life is royally ******

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hannahfran45 6

Awww the 10 year old learned some new big boy words!!!

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skikid 0

damn 12 year old ginger would say that!

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silver848 6

A ginger would attempt to cut his own penis off.....they have no souls remember?

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gingerftw 0

What in the ******* hell is wrong with u fags I'm 15 so suck my ******* dick damn u guys ******* need to get lives Forreal

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sonrisapreciosa 6

Do I even wanna know how this happened?

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RavagedSoul 0

I assume it is "Cheap castration method 42: Penis in Fan"

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I cam see the book in libraries already: "Vasectomy and other contraceptives for dummies".

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eastsidesoldier 7

U know u wanna know

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Savra_fml 17

*OP locked in office* "Hmmm, how can I get out?" *OP looks at phone, desk fan, keys in jean pocket* "Hmmm, what would MacGyver do" *OP puts hand on chin and squints eyes* "**** it!" *drops pants and begins to **** fan* Secretary "is everything alright in there?" OP "It worked. Help arrived. I might need this for later" *picks up dick from floor and casually strolls out* This is how I explain it.

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Daralea 21

"DIY Circumcisions" is actually selling quite well.

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mehblakerawr 0

He wanted to be a eunich.. (that's probably spelled wrong haha..)

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Llama_Face89 33

241- nope you spelled it correctly

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SodaGray 0

"Hello, 911? This is quagmire........no, no it's in a fan this time."

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mustafa_fml 0

He got this from family guy but with a fan instead of a pencil sharpener

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Mayjay122 7

when they say the term "whack off" it doesn't mean cut off your penis with a fan bro.......just sayin'

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bfsd42 20

Your comment deserved a thumbs up until the "just sayin" part. Of course you are just saying.

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zaveeshaveesh3 7

Your comment deserved a thumbs up until you started to write it.

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d3adly 5

Lol this is why I love you

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Mayjay122 7

I Love you too, my boyfriend who managed to find my account on fml :]

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jAbberwocky613 0

Hmmm...why were you naked...near a desk fan...that didn't have a cover..and had access to your penis?

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bachooka 5

Maybe the cover wasn't off. Maybe he just has a really small penis.

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Daralea 21

It's actually really stuffy here (in Toronto, that is) :( it went all the up to 6degC.

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iliketurdles 7

Holy ****, 6 degrees Celsius? That's practically up there in the sun! I'm surprised Canadians are even fair skinned.

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Llama_Face89 33

142- you consider 42 degrees F stuffy? Where in Canada are you from?!

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Clubkicker_fml 0

They cannot give you a great ******** just a bloody hilarious one.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

It gives u both btw

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biasedshooter 24

With an emphasis on the bloody

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