Intimacy: Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip... - FML

By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua

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Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

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By beerpong26 - 06/02/2009 19:54 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

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What a feeling!

By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

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Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

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Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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Hot boy summer

By dumbassbuffet - 11/11/2011 15:53 - Canada

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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That's the power of love

By Sorry kitty - 15/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 12:30 - United States

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Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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Tomato_Cheese 22

Friday 12 February 2016 10:42

Oh no... It's labeled under intimacy...

hardcorepunk87 18

Friday 12 February 2016 10:41

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

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Needafarm 22

Friday 12 February 2016 16:19

Men and their penis's. Fascinating how many stories men have of things they do to and with them.

Halfass 8

Friday 12 February 2016 17:53

Were you like screwing a Pikachu or something?

Polynomial 28

Friday 12 February 2016 20:14

I wanted to say this :(

milliepede 14

Friday 12 February 2016 18:08

I NEED to know more about this story! What the hell were you doing?!

LeGly 5

Friday 12 February 2016 19:06

Why in the name of God's purple ******** did you do that for?

kenwolfy 14

Friday 12 February 2016 19:27

I want to hear OP's opinion on this. I wanna know what happened

allforfun 23

Friday 12 February 2016 19:34

Ha. I've had this happen, the gowns we sometimes wear at work are very prone to generating static as you take them off. The end of the gown likes to flip up and touch your crotch if you are not careful.

Zarokona 9

Friday 12 February 2016 19:44

I got to know the story behind this.

elhombroske 4

Friday 12 February 2016 19:54

Details, we need details

_heavenlysasa 16

Friday 12 February 2016 19:54

How does that even happen??

themostfab 13

Friday 12 February 2016 20:25

how do you even...

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