By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua

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Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML
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hardcorepunk87 18

Stop rubbing your Wong where it don't belong

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savagetitan 13

must of been a shocking experience

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Darkness_Hate 29

That place is very sensitive, i sympathize. Fyl.

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doubledutchy 15

On a scale from 1 to 10 how bad m..... Bzzzzzt ahhhhh! Okay okay...! That's a 10!

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russfml 31

It's a bird it's a plane, no it's electric dick man

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Cyrus00 41

I wonder what he was touching when it happened...

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revolvearoundme 15

Unless it was from a violet wand it probably isn't that bad. At mail processing plants it's kind of common if you're a certain height and work on the letter dumping belt. A rubber/cloth conveyor belt on a metal frame and you're constantly rubbing letters on it. You lean over to reach the far side and your zipper touches the frame and ZAP right into your junk. Done it dozens of times (Pro Tip: Wear long untucked shirts!). Not fun and a heck of a wake up, but definitely far from any real penis related pain.

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revolvearoundme 15

Think of one of those spheres where you can see the electricity coming from the center where you put your hand on it and it's attracted to your hand but you don't feel anything.... Now take away that outer protective shell so it can arc into someone through the air instead. Oh and add that evil crackling sound that electricity makes when it arcs.

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Shade0000 9

Just the mere idea makes me cringe

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