By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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You deserved it 5 587

Same thing different taste

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He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

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hahaha that's hilarious don't worry he's just having a good time ******* with people

no spider man saves people not **** them

BackHurts 0

#41 He saves people from their cold turkey.

bantosh 4

I see what you did there.;)

He's a freakin sun-of-a... Irresponsible mother i guess, that little piece a mofo took my persona!

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97: Oh okay just making sure.

imnotcraZ 0

I deeply worry that you missed the point of this story

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142: Which person are you talking to?

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Talia_91 13

2years is just doing it for fun? I think he is in deep no pun intended

tweetbaby14 18

yes, it is very fun to go online ******* with peoples minds... it's very not dangerous too. 

cc_the_beast 6

Not all pro's are desperate junkies, some do it because they love the money and they love the sex, all power to them.

lmao ur pic goes wit that comment..and its cute

:) I always try to make my comments go with my picture.

CaptainPickles72 18

Peter Parker? Clever, except he isn't the one shooting the sticky stuff! ;)

GuessWhatKids 13

Dude your picture freaks me the **** out.

CaptainPickles72 18

I love your picture it makes me goggle whenever I see it.

eminemchick 19

howd you find out? were you in a online relationship with him?xD

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

And I wish you loved reading correctly.