By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 396
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He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

Isn't that spiderman....?

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hahaha that's hilarious don't worry he's just having a good time fucking with people

no spider man saves people not fuck them

#41 He saves people from their cold turkey.

pics or it didnt happen

I see what you did there.;)

He's a freakin sun-of-a... Irresponsible mother i guess, that little piece a mofo took my persona!

Isn't that spiderman....?

No it's your mom.

97: Oh okay just making sure.

I deeply worry that you missed the point of this story

142: Which person are you talking to?

yes...yes it is..

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it's not weird at all....

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2years is just doing it for fun? I think he is in deep no pun intended

wait whose a prostitute for fun

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yes, it is very fun to go online fucking with peoples minds... it's very not dangerous too. 

Not all pro's are desperate junkies, some do it because they love the money and they love the sex, all power to them.

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

u guys r just fucking hilarious

Peter poke-her :)

But thqt would be spider ham

SPIDERMAN!! how could you...

lmao ur pic goes wit that comment..and its cute

:) I always try to make my comments go with my picture.

Peter Parker? Clever, except he isn't the one shooting the sticky stuff! ;)

Dude your picture freaks me the fuck out.

Then it has done its job!

I love your picture it makes me goggle whenever I see it.

howd you find out? were you in a online relationship with him?xD

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

And I wish you loved reading correctly.