By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

Nikki_ASW 0

Isn't that spiderman....?

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hahaha that's hilarious don't worry he's just having a good time fucking with people

no spider man saves people not fuck them

BackHurts 0

#41 He saves people from their cold turkey.

pics or it didnt happen

bantosh 4

I see what you did there.;)

He's a freakin sun-of-a... Irresponsible mother i guess, that little piece a mofo took my persona!

Nikki_ASW 0

Isn't that spiderman....?

Lil_Red777 21

yeah

No it's your mom.

Nikki_ASW 0

97: Oh okay just making sure.

imnotcraZ 0

I deeply worry that you missed the point of this story

Nikki_ASW 0

142: Which person are you talking to?

dre95 0

yes...yes it is..

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JokinglySerious 0

it's not weird at all....

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Talia_91 13

2years is just doing it for fun? I think he is in deep no pun intended

wait whose a prostitute for fun

tweetbaby14 18

yes, it is very fun to go online fucking with peoples minds... it's very not dangerous too. 

cc_the_beast 6

Not all pro's are desperate junkies, some do it because they love the money and they love the sex, all power to them.

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

zakkyzebra 11

"Peter Pork-her"

GrapeKoolAde 0

u guys r just fucking hilarious

Peter poke-her :)

But thqt would be spider ham

SPIDERMAN!! how could you...

lmao ur pic goes wit that comment..and its cute

:) I always try to make my comments go with my picture.

CaptainPickles72 18

Peter Parker? Clever, except he isn't the one shooting the sticky stuff! ;)

GuessWhatKids 13

Dude your picture freaks me the fuck out.

CaptainPickles72 18

Then it has done its job!

I love your picture it makes me goggle whenever I see it.

eminemchick 19

howd you find out? were you in a online relationship with him?xD

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

I think I know your son

Captain_Zorro 7

hahahahaha

fluffy_nuggets 0

lmfao!! ugg

what year is the vet in your pic?

And I wish you loved reading correctly.