FML : Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker....

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Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mom - / Saturday 11 June 2011 17:25 / United States

Intimacy

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By docscientist | 9

#2663323 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

By Nikki_ASW | 0

#2663296 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

Isn't that spiderman....?

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By tydoherty8 | 0

#2663289 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:24

hahaha that's hilarious don't worry he's just having a good time fucking with people

iownyou777 | 0

#2663584 - Sunday 12 June 2011 1:23

no spider man saves people not fuck them

omiusx | 2

#2663600 - Sunday 12 June 2011 1:28

Lifeisntfair13 | 0

#2663627 - Sunday 12 June 2011 1:34

lmao

BackHurts | 0

#2664026 - Sunday 12 June 2011 3:15

#41 He saves people from their cold turkey.

miraggg | 1

#2664130 - Sunday 12 June 2011 3:42

pics or it didnt happen

bantosh | 4

#2768201 - Monday 27 June 2011 6:10

I see what you did there.;)

HeartOfLead | 24

#4103967 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 4:18

He's a freakin sun-of-a... Irresponsible mother i guess, that little piece a mofo took my persona!

By Nikki_ASW | 0

#2663296 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

Isn't that spiderman....?

Lil_Red777 | 21

#2663730 - Sunday 12 June 2011 2:04

yeah

sheethapins | 13

#2664421 - Sunday 12 June 2011 5:07

No it's your mom.

Nikki_ASW | 0

#2664831 - Sunday 12 June 2011 7:25

97: Oh okay just making sure.

yummyjam101 | 0

#2665466 - Sunday 12 June 2011 12:12

eat shit..!

imnotcraZ | 0

#2665949 - Sunday 12 June 2011 16:17

I deeply worry that you missed the point of this story

Nikki_ASW | 0

#2666995 - Sunday 12 June 2011 20:40

142: Which person are you talking to?

dre95 | 0

#2670553 - Monday 13 June 2011 9:14

yes...yes it is..

By mematteden | 2

#2663314 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:26

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

JokinglySerious | 0

#2664212 - Sunday 12 June 2011 4:07

it's not weird at all....

By nadhirah | 4

#2663317 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Talia_91 | 13

#2663325 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

2years is just doing it for fun? I think he is in deep no pun intended

tencalories | 3

#2663740 - Sunday 12 June 2011 2:11

wait whose a prostitute for fun

tweetbaby14 | 17

#2663879 - Sunday 12 June 2011 2:45

yes, it is very fun to go online fucking with peoples minds... it's very not dangerous too. 

cc_the_beast | 6

#2664319 - Sunday 12 June 2011 4:41

Not all pro's are desperate junkies, some do it because they love the money and they love the sex, all power to them.

By docscientist | 9

#2663323 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

zakkyzebra | 11

#2664644 - Sunday 12 June 2011 6:12

"Peter Pork-her"

GrapeKoolAde | 0

#2665060 - Sunday 12 June 2011 8:51

u guys r just fucking hilarious

luvppl | 6

#2665420 - Sunday 12 June 2011 11:36

Peter poke-her :)

cluch3 | 22

#6027601 - Monday 4 August 2014 16:37

But thqt would be spider ham

By icyfire617 | 10

#2663327 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

SPIDERMAN!! how could you...

LaughinStock | 16

#2663820 - Sunday 12 June 2011 2:36

lmao ur pic goes wit that comment..and its cute

icyfire617 | 10

#2664196 - Sunday 12 June 2011 4:04

:) I always try to make my comments go with my picture.

By CaptainPickles72 | 18

#2663329 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

Peter Parker? Clever, except he isn't the one shooting the sticky stuff! ;)

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2664582 - Sunday 12 June 2011 5:49

Dude your picture freaks me the fuck out.

CaptainPickles72 | 18

#2664600 - Sunday 12 June 2011 5:54

Then it has done its job!

Wandering_Ninja | 8

#2665003 - Sunday 12 June 2011 8:33

I love your picture it makes me goggle whenever I see it.

Wandering_Ninja | 8

#2665007 - Sunday 12 June 2011 8:36

*giggle

abcdefg123456_sg | 0

#2670566 - Monday 13 June 2011 9:15

awww poor baby

By eminemchick | 19

#2663333 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

howd you find out? were you in a online relationship with him?xD

KaanTech | 0

#2665574 - Sunday 12 June 2011 13:06

i laughed really hard on this post
look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

KaanTech | 0

#2665576 - Sunday 12 June 2011 13:06

i laughed really hard on this post
look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter

By bewbies | 3

#2663337 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

I think I know your son

stargirl528 | 0

#2663647 - Sunday 12 June 2011 1:38

wtf .

Captain_Zorro | 7

#2663652 - Sunday 12 June 2011 1:42

hahahahaha

SimplyEnvy | 0

#2663770 - Sunday 12 June 2011 2:23

lmao

fluffy_nuggets | 0

#2664074 - Sunday 12 June 2011 3:29

lmfao!! ugg

NAU_future | 7

#2664930 - Sunday 12 June 2011 8:01

what year is the vet in your pic?

By wolve86 | 0

#2663342 - Sunday 12 June 2011 0:30

And I wish you loved reading correctly.

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