By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
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Free_Candy 0

It better be trident layers.

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ktateprado 0

His dad never said NOT to sell the keys for gum. So technically he didn't know better:D

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Pixxio_O 11

Sell his world of Warcraft account for condoms

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koe4 0

get someone to house sit real quick while you replace the lock or somethong

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aussie_gemini 5

Sure, "gum".. Is that's what kids are calling it these days

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eminemchick 19

if they pay babysitters in trident layers, i see nothing wrong with what he did.

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StopDropNRoll 11

I hear that 42. When the door is locked you can always use the window. Besides it was his friend. Besides what's the worse than can happen. * wakes up next morning, "oh, shit".*

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JumboSquidster 0

Thing* not thong. Smh brah

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nevergo 10

In highschool gum is the equivalent of gold. The more gum you have, the more powerful you will be haha

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jjoyce6 0

Nobody ever pays me in gum :(

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rulerofwow 0

well, at least you brought a healthy, living breathing person into this world. -rereads- but definitely could use some of those brain cells, kinda the cool part about being human.

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Jazze_fml 10

get new locks make him pay and don't give him a new key and let him wait outside if nobody's home to let him in in the future? sounds reasonable to me.

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singhjr1 3

Get your locks rekeyed. Or get an electronic pad that you can change the code on. Both under $50.

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1911_Angel 0

That's expensive depending on how many entries are keyed the same. Make the kid pay for it!

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fanceh 10

gum for a house key? seems like a fair deal to me.

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ktateprado 0

^ I think the guy that traded the gum for the key got ripped off.

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fanceh 10

^ I was being completely sarcastic.

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ambowew 7

You could attempt to haggle for the electronic pad with half a packet of gum, so you're not out of pocket.

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ktateprado 0

20- you don't think that gum is better than house keys?!?!

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StopDropNRoll 11

*Takes out sarcasm sign and points it at faceh* He was too! What's the point of being able to write a language you can't read?

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Moonditch_fml 19

Change the locks, and make him pay for it...

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gan4sula 2

I would say sell her son for a new set of lock

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DigitalFusion 4

This is why I invested in biometrics.

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coltsrock37 15

You should've keyed in on that one earlier

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monzach 5

I'm pretty sure its queued (or cued?)

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miianah1 22

It's a pun, you idiot. (Not a good one though)

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Free_Candy 0

It better be trident layers.

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heartbrakej 0

No one ever pays me in trident layers :(

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ktateprado 0

The way your pictures are lined up it's like I'm going to get free candy but my sub conscious says to stop. Bitch.

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Free_Candy 0

It's not really free. Ten bucks for you to die.

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hchardman 0

I got paid in tridant layers before , but i was pretty pissed to realize they gave me the ******* green kind-.-

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jedielf 23

The person who got the house keys is one hell of a cheap bastard :P

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Keyganator 5

Hes asked many times to be payed in gum but got neglected, can't help but say I'd do the same thing.

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