By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 185
You deserved it 102 874

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yeah this kid is a champ.

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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HAH! Genius little motherfucker. I'm giving you a YDI because of not letting him have girls in his bedroom.

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

How is being gay a bad thing? (not that I am gay...) But other than that you're f*ckin right m8!

This is probably an fml because the OP was gullible enough to believe him. The kid is a legend though ha ha

Im trying that! Props to the kid!

budtian 0

haha wow, that's actually a good plan but wtf why did he even bother telling you now?? like i wouldnt haha just keep thinking hes gay whatever and then on the day of the wedding oh oops btw, did i mention i was never gay?? lmfao

Haha, your kid's original! This isn't an FML really.

TrAnMu 0

Really! That kid is a genius! I should try that.

AndelleRae 9

I'm assuming the OP walked in on him and his girlfriend doing something dirty. I don't think the kid told his mom.

Let's all reply to the first comment!

baby_love 0

seriously, FYL because your son isnt gay?

Thumbs down to everyone replying to the first comment with a reply to the OP.

"Today, I am a bigoted asshole. FML." Submitted by Suffertree. I'd vote it in.

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

You know #40, being gay isn't wrong. And I find the phrase 'cocksucking faggot' really offensive. You are one close-minded asshole who needs to grow up. OP, sorry your kid lied to you.

WOW! Your son is an awesome genius. Hell Yes!

staringatnothing 0

that is brilliant

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maybe he didn't tell her think about it for a second. OP said she "found out" not he told her.

Agreed. And she is close-minded not because she didn't let girls come into his room, but because she DID let them in his room when he was "gay''. If she just didn't allow girls into his room period this wouldn't have happened.

#77 she probably walked in on her son and some chick going at it, i'd imagine that it would be tough to keep the lie going after that

ElliexMarie 0

HA ; Your son in an EPIC WIN . YDI for not letting him have girls in his room & being so strict and close minded . A good parent would let him have girls in his room , seriously ; WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU .

I tried this. Parent's caught me having sex with a chick two weeks later, now they won't believe a thing I say. FML

nikki_riot344 0

wow! that's insane..and i really can't believe it actually worked...

Mico3587 0

agreed

Actually, she must be fairly open-minded to have accepted a "gay" son. I mean, really, how many close-minded parents would be ok with that. Furthermore, he wouldn't have told her that he was gay if she wouldn't be open-minded about it. I mean, to claim being "gay" to anyone, especially to one's parents, under any circumstances is difficult when you don't know how they will react and somewhat impossible when you know that they would hate it. Clearly sending the message that she, as a parent, doesn't approve of premarital sex is a good thing.

icertainlysuck 0

That is the smartest thing i have ever heard! That kid should get an automatic acceptance to Harvard.

wow that is one smart kid, and who doesnt let there son have girls in his room, if hes got a girlfriend, its not like hes gonna have sex with any others....maybe

he took my idea :) I are so proud http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3137659#c_2831550

silentmusic 0

omg!1 i need to try that! ur son is an absolute genius! he should win every good award known to man

maby you find it offensive because you are gay

Enoch134 0

woot so when will your grand kids pop out

he's a fuckin genius!!! someone give this boy a medal

haha, that must suck. being lied to from your kid about that just so he can get laid. fyl and ydi. fyl because you're gullible and ydi because you believed him and does he even act gay? dress gay? look and sound gay?

pingpongpickle 8

141 just made me laugh so hard

ur son's the man... total ownage

What's wrong with having them climb in thru the window like normal brats?

Your sons a fucking genius!!!!

Your sons a fucking genius!!!!

roguesurfguy 0

fuck you cocsucking asshole

Jojo08_fml 0

Hahah smart kid!

there's a difference between being gay and acting camp.

"Mom, I was just experimenting... You know, like girlfriends do?"

Um I think the dad was incredibly open minded, he let the kid have girls in his room without blinking an eyelid because his son said he was gay ...

OP is female..

your son is a champ. definitely not an fml. unless you wanted him to be gay??

I agree with you mate it sounds like the op is saying "today I found out my son is a genious and i might have grandchildren one day, FML" I don't get it

Kattychu 0

But he lied to her. What else could he have lied about?

Anything, he is a teenager.

musicphreakk 0

WIN .

yeah this kid is a champ.

yea, miss your kid is my hero. haha #141

sfcshadow 0

smart kid

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

Agreed indeed!

how is the OP not open-minded? for not automatically letting her son fuck an assortment of girls in his room? only a terrible parent would tell their teenager "sure, honey, you can fool around with girls in your room, just be sure to use protection!"

blargity 0

#157 she probably assumed that he was going to have sex with girls even though maybe he only wanted to have privacy with them like making out or something like that or maybe watch movies/play games/read fml's/talk in private why do most people on here assume the worst possible things about others? and yes she is a close minded mom

Hich17 0

I swear, every time someone posts something on here about being a parent, they get torn to pieces for being close-minded, or overbearing, or SOMETHING. What's wrong with trying to raise your children with some VALUES?!

There's nothing wrong with a teenager, male or female, having sex. Values don't come into that. Where values DO come in, however, is the kid lying.

values do come into play because shes the mother, it's her house and her rules....just because they werent allowed in the bedroom doesnt mean they had no privacy, most likely they had another place to hang out in the house away from parents. Depending on his age itd be inappropriate for them to be alone in the bedroom or having sex and he should respect the rules instead of lying

#193 what are you talking about? Nothing wrong with teenage sex? Do you realize how many murders (abortions) and lives of the mothers that that ruins?

Hich17 0

Way to tell it like it is, #299.

That's funny... I didn't know you could get sent to jail for murder for having an abortion... Oh that's right. because they aren't the same thing.

Lummy 0

Murder and abortion are the same thing, people just say they are different things to make themselves feel better. Don't be closed minded. Just because the law doesn't punish abortion doesn't mean it isn't still a way of murdering someone.

LaLaJoy 2

#299 - Teenage sex is different from teenage pregnancy. It's not "you have sex, you automatically get pregnant, and your life is instantly ruined." If a teen were to come to their parent about having sex and do so responsibly, there shouldn't be a problem with it, but not all parents are that understanding. #399 - How inflated is your ego if you think that someone who doesn't agree with your learned opinion is being closed-minded?? Some people believe that human life begins with fertilization; others belief that it begins at a further stage in a fetus' development, and so on. You don't seem to understand that people who have abortions may have different (and perfectly ethical) beliefs, and that they may not be cold-blooded murderers trying to "make themselves feel better." Sorry to say it, but you sure sound closed-minded to me.

A foetus with about five neurons to its name with a brain the size of a grain of sand and a fully grown human being are not the same thing. Until the 6/7th week of pregnancy the baby doesn't even have any brain activity so it's literally as concious as a house-plant. Now I'm not going to debate wether abortion is right or wrong BUT I have to say that you just can't compare abortion to murder... it just isn't the same.

Hmmm 4, I bet you can figure it out

#308- completely agree

She's so closed-minded that she accepted her son when she thought he was actually gay. Yeah, fuck her - how DARE she support equal rights, and being open to all sexualities! You and everyone else claiming that OP is closed-minded are total idiots. I'd instruct you to have children so you can see things from her point of view, but we wouldn't want the stupidity to spread.

How is teaching your teens about safe sex instead of avoiding the topic bad parenting?

That is the worst thing I have heard all day. Having sex with lots of women is not good at all!

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#5 went a bit over board on that comment hahaha

Canuck 0

sounds like you never got any love from your mom or you blame her for everything to ever go wrong with your life..

That has completely nothing to do with it, #5.

I find it perfectly reasonable that a parent doesn't let other girls in his son's room, especially if he's a teen. It actually would be irresponsible if the parent didn't. Gosh some teens think the world just revolves around them don't they.

either way he still had girls in his room. Maybe if she wasn't close minded then he would'nt lie and would be responsible

realggirl 0

#12: Some adults also think the world revolves around them, you ageist bigot.

I have a wonderful mother and also a bad case of depression, just so you know

#12 - Of COURSE teenagers think the world revolves around them! You're 15, you know how it feels to "always be right!" lol I'm 21, and I'm still coming down from that cloud. Hehe...

shirvon100 0

i lie on a regular basis to my parents about going to the movies with just guy friends because they flip if i tell them girls are going to be there, now if you ask me that sounds pretty close minded i 14 and im not even aloud to go to boy girl parties.It kills me slowly......

you're only 14, your parents just don't want you getting in over your head with girls. i'm sure they would be happy to let you go to boy/girl parties if there were a chaperone there. but a group of 14-year-olds of mixed gender hanging out unsupervised? that's just asking for trouble.

Sorry, but no it's not.

Sounds like your parents are pushing you to be gay. And OP YOUR SON IS AWESOME

dg72592_fml 0

yeah god forbid they might start making out or something.

You are 14. You should only be allowed out of your room to go to school and eat.

#5 that's a bit harsh.... she seemed to be ok with him being gay how does that make her a shity mom? her fml is cuz her son lied to her to fuck girls in his room.

Your comment has nothing to do with this #5. Your the idiot for even managing to comment on the wrong FML. Moron

mrdrummer 0

The fuck is wrong with u man I mean seriously lighten up

162- there's a big difference between not being allowed to go to movies with the opposite gender, and not being allowed to stay in the same bedroom with the opposite gender.

UrFlyyness 0

this is NOT an FML. ur son is the shit for that! LOL!

Kudos. Your son's a pimp.

Hahahaha! XD True, too!

You should be proud of your son. He is fucking smart!

And good with the ladies. Unless he also told them he was gay.

... if he told the girls that and still got them to come to his room for sexy times, he just went up yet another rung on the genius ladder.

this kid is the next Hugh heffner

you should be hella happy. your son is a badass.

You should've just let him have girls in there