Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I recently woke up colourblind and so far no doctor or surgeon can tell me why. I'm a graphic designer, I went to university and put years of practise into this specific skill set, I need to see in colour or this could cost me my job and ruin my career prospects. FML
Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML
Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
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pet_virus 0
Why didn't you just get a friend to take the test as well? YDI
Hellcrapdamn 0
Wow. You're ****** dumb. Wanna buy a bridge?
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Comments (118)
musiclife_fml 0
#72- FAIL "accel" bio doesn't teach you sh*t at most schools. I'd hesitate trusting even AP Bio kids. Oh, and with the state of the US health system, I would not at all be surprised with the multiple tests. 70%+ of doctors are greedy lil scumbags these days anyway, but the bottom line, OP, is YDI
Shyman4ever 0
U r an idiot
mjsdabeast 0
Ydi for not being color blind, ******* idiot!!
24788 7
Lol, didn't you get tested in school?
AleksTheSk8r 0
haha that ******* sucks
FarSide 23
LOL * 10! No, what you spent hundred's of dollars on was an online IQ test. Results? You are one dumb MOFO! LOL!!!!!
fmelanieslife 0
You're old enough to get your own color blindness test without anyone elses approval but you have never had one before? Hmmm...
karstark 0
Um ... I can get a color blindness test by myself (I'm assuming you mean because I'm old enough) and I've never had one before ... what does that prove?
Olivia412 0
bs.
cotrok 0
...you're a moron.
zzaacchh 0
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