Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML
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Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I recently woke up colourblind and so far no doctor or surgeon can tell me why. I'm a graphic designer, I went to university and put years of practise into this specific skill set, I need to see in colour or this could cost me my job and ruin my career prospects. FML
Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML
Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
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pet_virus 0
Why didn't you just get a friend to take the test as well? YDI
Hellcrapdamn 0
Wow. You're ****** dumb. Wanna buy a bridge?
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Comments (118)
crampy 0
wow, what the hell kind of eye exam costs hundreds of dollars?! and if you never had a problem until you took this fake test, why do anything at all? obviously you made it this far through your life...
youaresofucked 0
YOU'RE a ******* IDIOT. end of.
arienh4 0
What's up with all the fake FMLs lately?
AntiChrist7 0
so it was your first time on the internet I suppose.
Leprecon 3
You are either a liar or a complete idiot. Seriously, you can get those tests online for free.
SomeRandomGuy18 0
BS... my dad has a license and he's red-green colorblind (the most common type).
HeavyTank 0
And that's what you get for believing everything on the internet...
Mustangbaby54 0
No its not impossible u stupid 15 year old! Im 16 and im a girl and im colorblind...i can see every single color i just get confused between different ones...my dad is colorblind and out of the 4 sons and 2 daughters he had im the only one who is colorblind haha...its very hard to be colorblind because when i was younger i had to color a map that looked like the one in my geography book...i couldnt tell what colors the map was colored in so i had to ask my little brother who was 4 or 5 what the colors were it was really upsetting cause my lil bro knew the colors and i didnt so i cried...now when i need help with my colors i ask my twin sis and its not upsetting anymore as much as it was cause i know i cant help it but sometimes its annoying when u have to tell your teacher and everybody starts asking me wat color is my shirt wat color is this...so haleyyann or w/e ur name is u need to shut up cause u are wrong cause i am a living 16 year old FEMALE who is colorblind! Stop trying to act smart cause i am really good at biology and my teachers say its rare but not impossible and omg guess wat so did my eyedoctor! So keep in mind its rare for girls to be colorblind not impossible so shut up!
Arinwyn 0
:( everyone beat me to calling haley an idiot.. I don't guess I need to restate the genetic possibilities.. @OP, why the hell would you spend hundreds of dollars on that test; you could get it free.. You're just a moron. Sorry. YDI
ts_london 0
who the **** pays hundreds of dollars to take an online test, if u can c fine and u dont have any problems (that u can c) then u dont need the test YDI