Miscellaneous: Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

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Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By LaurenB - 07/06/2012 18:12 - United States - Epping

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By Sherlock - 03/02/2010 16:02 - France

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML

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iFellytone 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?

shady77 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:03

Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!

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shady77 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:03

Oh damn, thats gotta hurt!

kieran247 0

Friday 23 April 2010 21:40

yea yea yea chocogatto12 your soooo smart >.>

iFellytone 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:06

OMG I feel so bad for you. How can this be a YDI?

kopei 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:28

Trolls will usually say YDI. :c

MK1029 0

Monday 6 July 2009 15:14

Possibly because she fell on a rake. It didn't say "pushed" or anything. She fell on a rake.

MK1029 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:25

Maybe because she fell on a rake? She didn't get pushed or anything. She fell. On a rake.

chocogatto12 3

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:30

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harmony88 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 5:34

It's physics... provided the adhesive was indeed on the stitches... the larger the force used to rip off the bandage the greater liklihood there is for the stitches to be pulled out.

tdobby 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:41

I feel so bad for you and your friend is kinda really stupid... you need A LOT of power to rip off stiches

peasonearth 8

Saturday 10 March 2012 18:04

I call fake on your picture @96 No way in hell thats you

pie_flavor 16

Friday 20 September 2013 10:51

I just both fyl and ydi so i know I've read this one.

thabeast 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:07

well its borderline for having that much of a retarded friend...

mister_moops 0

Monday 6 July 2009 15:02

god, you're a ******* idiot. you probably make the dumbest excuses to think everybody deserved whatever they got. you would click ydi if someone's dad died and back it up saying "ydi for having a dad who is prone to death". diaf dickhat

mister_moops 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:56

god, you're ******* dumb. i bet you click ydi for every single fml and make up a stupid little reason to make yourself feel better. if someone's dad died you would probably say "ydi for having a dad prone to death" diaf dickhat

divesh777 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:01

yea man....ur actually rite!

NDnation44 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:25

settle down it a ****** website. why yell at people?

Edenbeam 19

Monday 6 July 2009 9:10

FYL. This is definitely not a YDI.

drano 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:11

this is one of the first FMLs ive seen without a ton of YDIs in the beginning :O its a winner

chrispy0111 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:14

Holy shit. Ow. FYL.

drano 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:17

Im betting someones gonna come along saying "YDI for having friends" or something similarly stupid

smashyy 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:54

People are mean. And OP, FYL In no way a YDI

em0_AzNcHiKK_12 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:21

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Ch0sen 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:48

Can you also imagine the pain of all those trying to read your comment?

sniperkit 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:25

What can you expect? The "12" in their name signifies that they ARE 12 years old.

BBoureaux 8

Wednesday 23 May 2012 17:57

Stop using Q's for G's. You look so dumb when you do that.

yaoieclipse 3

Sunday 30 December 2012 13:48

Gamzee? HoNk :o)

shufflyn 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:40

I lost IQ points reading that

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Monday 6 July 2009 9:22

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pizz0wn3d 0

Monday 6 July 2009 9:37

Who the **** taught you how to type? You only hit the shift key once per sentence. Two at the most

zargon 1

Monday 6 July 2009 9:42

You know, while I understand your point, and I agree with it in principle, I'm not sure I fully agree with your assessment of "two at most". For example, you can easily see that I validly used five capital letters in the previous sentence and that in this sentence I also used three.