Miscellaneous: Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where...

By colorblind - 05/07/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 04:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

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By RainbowSuck - 07/02/2017 16:00 - Canada

Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML

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By Blinkin - 08/09/2021 02:00

Today, I recently woke up colourblind and so far no doctor or surgeon can tell me why. I'm a graphic designer, I went to university and put years of practise into this specific skill set, I need to see in colour or this could cost me my job and ruin my career prospects. FML

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IQ isn't real

By Anonymous - 30/08/2022 02:00

Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML

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By shuahwan - 09/08/2015 05:46 - New Zealand

Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML

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By Colormered - 12/01/2010 15:08 - France

Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 03:29 - United States - Panora

Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML

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By God,NotAgain,Please - 15/04/2017 19:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML

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This is America

By Anonymous - 25/06/2020 08:08

Today, I found out a test I need to see if I need surgery on my gallbladder costs more than my pay check, even with insurance. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

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pet_virus 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:42

Why didn't you just get a friend to take the test as well? YDI

Hellcrapdamn 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:45

Wow. You're ****** dumb. Wanna buy a bridge?

Comments

alex_vik 0

Monday 6 July 2009 2:45

I wish had that kind of money to throw around.

mstgirl 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:14

It says your a woman on here. Women don't develop color blindness, its only men.

wolfy_fml 5

Monday 6 July 2009 3:20

Wrong-o. 5-8% of men are colorblind, 0.4% of females are. Males are more likely to have it because they only have one X chromosome to be affected. Females must have BOTH affected, or they can not be colorblind. It is rarer for females to be CB, but it is not impossible.

vanaathiel 13

Monday 6 July 2009 4:49

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, an intelligent answer!! Someone was paying attention in genetics!

notoriousbig_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:16

mstgirl Actully women do and can develop color blindness, if you payed attention in biology class you would know that next time open the book

Crash92 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:17

Well, the textbooks and teacher may be right, you were just TOO ******* STUPID to learn anything from them. It is an X linked recessive trait, making it (chance of 1 x chromosome having it) squared that a woman would have it.

jendmurray5 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:20

Thank you #28!! I agree

mimerino 9

Monday 30 April 2012 20:47

You know, you can reply to comments…

karstark 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:34

Ahaha, it was that one where if you can't see it you're gay, right? Right? I'm right aren't I. You freaked out because thought you were gay so you got your eyes checked out. Sucker.

aback 4

Monday 6 July 2009 19:47

That's what I was thinking. XD

mudkip_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:40

Its just easier to call you stupid.

Xeciaris 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:40

Well you kind of deserve it kind of. Don't worry and account yourself lucky cuz i can't see the color red or green and I always fail at those kind of tests. And talk about driving lol.