Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I recently woke up colourblind and so far no doctor or surgeon can tell me why. I'm a graphic designer, I went to university and put years of practise into this specific skill set, I need to see in colour or this could cost me my job and ruin my career prospects. FML
Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML
Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
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pet_virus 0
Why didn't you just get a friend to take the test as well? YDI
Hellcrapdamn 0
Wow. You're ****** dumb. Wanna buy a bridge?
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Comments (118)
alex_vik 1
I wish had that kind of money to throw around.
mstgirl 0
It says your a woman on here. Women don't develop color blindness, its only men.
wolfy_fml 5
Wrong-o. 5-8% of men are colorblind, 0.4% of females are. Males are more likely to have it because they only have one X chromosome to be affected. Females must have BOTH affected, or they can not be colorblind. It is rarer for females to be CB, but it is not impossible.
vanaathiel 13
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, an intelligent answer!! Someone was paying attention in genetics!
notoriousbig_fml 0
mstgirl Actully women do and can develop color blindness, if you payed attention in biology class you would know that next time open the book
Crash92 0
Well, the textbooks and teacher may be right, you were just TOO ******* STUPID to learn anything from them. It is an X linked recessive trait, making it (chance of 1 x chromosome having it) squared that a woman would have it.
jendmurray5 0
Thank you #28!! I agree
mimerino 9
You know, you can reply to comments…
karstark 0
Ahaha, it was that one where if you can't see it you're gay, right? Right? I'm right aren't I. You freaked out because thought you were gay so you got your eyes checked out. Sucker.
aback 5
That's what I was thinking. XD
mudkip_fml 0
Its just easier to call you stupid.
Xeciaris 0
Well you kind of deserve it kind of. Don't worry and account yourself lucky cuz i can't see the color red or green and I always fail at those kind of tests. And talk about driving lol.
go_rangers 0
My mom is colorblind. She's also a woman.
c6dragster 0
there are ways to have this done for free...