cool female bro.

You CAN block certain people from certain aspects of your profile...

Cool story bro, tell another.

Cool story bro has to be the dumbest, ignorant, and most annoying phrase you can use

Cool story OP, are you mad bro?

brool story co.

lmfaao :D

Block him. Simple as that.

Just block him from posting on your wall. Or report him as a cyber bully. Haha that'll be funny Zuckenberg would go Chris brown on his ass.

I don't think 'Zuckerburg' would do anything at all...

Keyman, that was my sad attempt at humor. Geez. Can't I attempt to make a joke without getting shit?

Keyman got a thumbs up from me. It's Zuckerberg, not Zuckenburg.

92- God forbid I spell his name wrong, oh he Zuck(whatever) the father of social networking, the god that gave birth to 2am Facebook stalking... His name shall be uttered in hushed reverence.

You don't have to unfriend him, just block his ass.

Who is Fart fuckerberg?

You would think that someone that made something you use daily, could get his name spelled correctly medium he created it. I can only imagine his funeral. "Mark Zuckserenberg, I think? How you say this damn guys name?"

*dirty looks all around.

@93 youre the one who said the name, if you dont know it properly, dont say it...i dont really understand why you wouldnt expect to be corrected. if someone said angelina jolly we wouldnt hesitate to mock that person either, so whats the difference?

109- It's Angelina Jolie you dumb fuck. Learn to spell celebrity names right.

@120 usually id simply laugh along with that comment but since its you im not sure if i should laugh or cry.

everyone is saying that "cool story bro" is annoying but "k." is even worse,

K

The worst phrase is. You mad bro/brah. God those people need to be slapped

I don't mind "cool story bro" when it's in response to something genuinely too long/off topic. But when people say it when you're being serious by telling them something, it's really rude. It'll be gone in a few weeks like "you mad" and "winning" and all that other shit.

You can set it so certain people can't see posts, comments, etc. Or bock them all and tell them you deleted it.

I was talking to you 94

Dude margies hot

Children! Love each other! Who gives a damn what some Harvard dropout's last name was?

"Cool story bro has to be the dumbest, ignorant, and most annoying phrase you can use"
What? No it's not. What about Nazi slogans? Exaggerate much?

"Blood and honor" and "For the homeland", English translations of two of the more popular Nazi slogans are hardly offensive on their own. It's the context. "Cool story bro" is far worse than either, both in the offensiveness and topical incorrectness of its general usage.

147- u mad?

Hide your Facebook posts from your whole family.

Now thats why I say Mkay

168- actually im quite cold, being in canada and all...

Delete his comments and block him from posting/commenting on your wall.

Just block him from commenting on your posts.

Limit his access, op. You're not unfriending him.

Limit his access, op. You're not unfriending him.

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In case you didn't notice, he did it before the guy above him.

He probably didn't see it since they were posted only a second apart

2 I didn't.

Who cares, they're both stupid as two retarded wombats fucking, shaddup people.

Wombat. Good one. -.-

your profile picture is fucked. I totally shat the bed when I saw it 0_____o

Cool family bro

What a dumbass family, making such a big deal out of something like Facebook.

Seems to me that OP shouldn't have a Facebook if his family has that big of an influence on whether he's grounded or not

OP could block all of their family and say that they deleted their facebook account

That's so annoying I'd just remove his post. If your parents get maf at that try convincing them of how annoying he is

Cool comment bro

Start commenting "cool story, bro" on all of your parents comments.

yeah or you could just use the filtering thats been on every status update for at least a year now. you know, the one every normal person would at least start looking for after maybe a day of this shit, not a week later.

Yep cause that works EVERYTIME...I'm kidding really that was a joke it never works, don't do it!!!!!

or she could just hide her posts from him :o problem solved!

I personally hate when you post something and all you get is "lol".

That would never work. Parents are absolutely ignorant to how annoying their kids are.

The only reason I'm not mad about your comment is cause that cat is too damn cute. Like the real version of puss and boots lol

Wow your family takes facebook WAY to seriously!

Just block your wall so he can't see it

Cool idea bro..

he can make privacy on all his status and pix.

u need to tell your parents that you dont care if u get grounded, even if its killing you, u cant let them know that, if they think u have nothing to lose they wont ground you and if they do act all badass about it. works every time. my parents hardly even bother punishing me anymore but it probably has a little to do with that if i do something its cause it needed to be done but ya do that

You should change your name to _words_of_bullshit.

Your one of those bastard children who gets away with everything cause your parents are not smart enough to beat your ass!!

@7 this is testament to bad parenting, not your technique. by the way, dont go spouting maturity in your profile if you get in trouble so often your parents have just given up on you.

I love trying to decipher run-on sentences.
"I went pee pee then ate a Popsicle and rode my pet donkey Bo Bo and we ate frog legs then we took a stroll through LSD lane and fucked a weasel then I ate a blueberry then I went home then I masturbated to Justin bieber in my man cave"
Get an education.

I feel really bad for your parents. You are no where near mature. Fuck your parents life for having to put up with a immature ass child like you.

The way you treat your parents ; that's how your kids in the future will treat you.

In your profile you say "I am probably the most mature person I know"............hmmmmmmm you must not have many friends, or not know many people

What a moronimus ignoramus. Learn to use some fucking punctuation; your post makes my brain want to explode.

Also, your parents are pretty damn stupid if that is their response to you "not giving a shit."

I understood what you said, 140, more than I did with 7.

Alright mr smartass, let's here your views on politics and religion that you talk about in your profile.

Lol 140

Single most annoying thing ever....

Cool story bro

Umadbro?

Sorry:( if I was you I would delete Facebook all in all. It sucks now anyway.

Noooo. First myspace, moved on to facebook, now more people are moving to twitter, and later it will be Google+! Is it just me or is anyone else really tired of having to change social networks because friends eventually desert every network that comes along. Also, I still like facebook :/

That's why I just stay an anti-social bastard. :/

Bro, cool story.

Tell it again.

LOL