Today, I found one of those online color blindness tests where you have to distinguish a colored number from the pattern. Not being able to, I spent hundreds of dollars on medical tests to discover that the pattern online was a joke. FML
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Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I recently woke up colourblind and so far no doctor or surgeon can tell me why. I'm a graphic designer, I went to university and put years of practise into this specific skill set, I need to see in colour or this could cost me my job and ruin my career prospects. FML
Today, I spent 16 minutes doing a “free” IQ test. I then found out you had to pay, and then spent another 20 on another. Now I feel dumb. FML
Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML
Today, after decades of 24/7 cognitive impairment and being made to feel like a hypochondriac by many doctors over the years, I learned I have a severe physical illness. I kept researching and discovered my own illness, found out which test to ask for, and finally showed doctors proof. FML
Today, I re-sat an expensive exam I'd flunked 6 months previously. The same impossible multiple choice questions appeared, which I'd been unable to find the answers to, even with all my textbooks and the internet. FML
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pet_virus 0
Why didn't you just get a friend to take the test as well? YDI
Hellcrapdamn 0
Wow. You're ****** dumb. Wanna buy a bridge?
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Comments (118)
mimerino 9
Wow. If u were smart, you would have known that only boys can be color blind.
jket123 3
And if you were smart, you would know that females can be colorblind, it's just a really rare condition for females.
chefkobel 0
Almost as bad as the people who look up symptoms on webmd
bluerhhajfk 17
What's wrong with WebMD?
hurley12 30
YDI for assuming the Internet is always right
bluerhhajfk 17
You shouldn't need tests if you're a girl. Colorblindness only affects females if the gene is received on BOTH X-chromosomes, which means the father has to be colorblind for the girl to get it. Your dad isn't colorblind, so you should've realized you're not either.
AHappyGoth 14
Don't know if anyone has said this already, but women are not genetically able to be colorblind. YDI, dumbass. Pay more attention in Biology.
kayleighcupcake 14
my partner is colourblind and the optician tested him as part of a routine eye exam after he expressed that he thought he was.
anon385 23
Are you stupid or dumb?
randybryant799 21
What were you hoping to discover from all those unnecessary tests?