By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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cjwayy 22

Do you want to **** a snowman?

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username53001 7

Just Let It Go...

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Comments

thatssomia 12

that right there, is some wild imagination

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brand125 17

im already wet just thinking about it ;)

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James_is_Mexican 25

It's ok, if **** Olaf and I'm a straight guy lol he's a badass

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Marley_000 14

Your dream is obviously telling you to seek out a nice, slightly oblivious pale man with photosensitivity.

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cryssycakesx3 22

^Robert pattinson?

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JennaNGood 21

Love how these comments literally have nothing to do with my first comment. When I'm trying to be an attention seeker in the comments, I at least make sure it has something slightly to do with the comment I'm responding to. Or don't reply if you can't think of anything.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

I guess he didn't love you enough to leave you behind :/

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incoherentrmblr 21

That must've been a warm dream...

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cjwayy 22

Do you want to **** a snowman?

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Yeshua_fml 19

Olaf will do whatever snow does in Summer all over her.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Do you wanna build a snowdick?

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sterling1113 15

It doesn't have to be a snowman...

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viva_la_blondes 15

Do you wanna f*** a snowman? Come on, let's have a three way! I never f*** you anymore Please close the door Make your clothes go away We used to be f*** buddies And now we're not I wish you would tell me why! Do you wanna f*** a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman...

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kewpiesuicide 29

I spit my pizza out when I read that 2 lol. Hilarious!

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ZeroPath5 16

I said that right before I even clicked the comments. Needless to say, you get thumbs up!

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cadillacgal79 32

61-You made me choke on my chicken from reading that! XD

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LaurenLo 17

After you got all warm and you cuddled, Did he get so hot he turned into a .... Happy snowman?

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Welshite 39

Hey, Olaf is pretty cute. I'd marry him in a heartbeat if I didn't think our children would turn out to be slushies.

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nic5x 24

Haha just laughed so hard at the slushie remark. :D

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FuckItO_O 10

Cz you are so hot and he is cold. I get it :)

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Kyp_kingofhearts 12

I thought that movie was overrated.

DaMann360 19

Well maybe you should go jump off a cliff

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DaMann360 19

Or shut the **** up. Your choice

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JKPwnage 27

Why are people thumbing this down? I agree. We're allowed to have our opinions, right?

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Raidriar 14

I think it's being down voted because it's fairly irrelevant

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MattM95 16

I guess snow is coming early this year.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

So you were really enjoying his ice sickle?

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