FML : Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone....

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sal - / Monday 9 February 2009 18:32 / United States

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By hernamewaslola | 0

#902 - Monday 9 February 2009 10:46

alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid skank left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!

By wafflemonger | 0

#938 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 01:31

You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.

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By ohdamn_fml | 2

#857 - Monday 9 February 2009 08:41

Scrubs reference! Awesome, Factory haha

By Haelous | 0

#866 - Monday 9 February 2009 09:21

You're paranoid for spying on her trash. She may have cheated on you, but there's more to this.

dmert5 | 12

#6103879 - Wednesday 29 October 2014 04:04

What more is there

Kazze | 31

#6153607 - Thursday 25 December 2014 09:09

It could have just been laying on top. It's not like it's easy to miss.

By valos | 0

#867 - Monday 9 February 2009 09:25

i dont think its wrong to suspect , and if you have to go thru the garbage then so be it .... now you know what a piece of shit she is .....she did you a favor

Hoplaka | 0

#1395318 - Monday 13 September 2010 12:34

Maybe she had an open trashcan in her bathroom. I do. :3

ropeandneck | 7

#5283252 - Wednesday 26 December 2012 09:43

yeah, and maybe she did a favor to someone else.

By greenman_fml | 0

#869 - Monday 9 February 2009 09:32

take it and next time you see her, throw it at her face. you win

By Speech_fml | 0

#884 - Monday 9 February 2009 09:53

Ordinarily I'd agree that she's cheating, but what if when you asked, it turned out she let her friend use her place for a quickie with her bf, and that's HIS brand?

GardeningHoes | 0

#3283903 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 07:40

Because usually people don't just into friends to their home for a "quickie", it's just not something that happens.

Alexweber929 | 14

#5318883 - Friday 11 January 2013 10:05

Bull shit, its perty common actually, ive used my freands dorm room more than once when I go up to party with him

By hernamewaslola | 0

#902 - Monday 9 February 2009 10:46

alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid skank left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!