Do you live alone? Used condoms just don’t come put of nowhere.

You’re gonna need to re-wash those sheets in bleach, otherwise you might get pregnant from sleeping on them.

You realize sperm can't live outside the body? And millions die just from the harsh environment from the business ends of our bits being acidic?

Chances are, time, detergents, hot water, and drying cycle killed them off. As well as most bacteria. Herpes can't live through the dryer either.

I would for the sake of mind myself, but not because I'd get pregnant.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Nope, it’s just the joke going waaaay over your head.

I guess even your laundry can't be safe in the place they are the safest.

If you have your own washing machine and dryer then you need to talk with your man or women

If you share you laundry room with other people then I would assume it was someone else's unless another one turns up

But either way I would re wash your clothes

I suppose you forgot about that night when you got shit faced and slept with a beautiful stranger.

This needs so much more information. Do you live alone and don't know where it came from? Do you live with a partner and think they cheated on you? Do you share the waiting machine with someone?

A little bit of lube, and you got a free condom! And as a bonus, it's one of them fancy ribbed ones!

Pasadena? Is this a spoiler for an episode of Big Bang Theory that hasn't come out yet?

On the bright side, your sheets were practicing safe laundry habits. Great job raising them right!