By Anonymous - 26/5/2020 05:00

Captain Dumbass

Today, after my husband spent several days in his shed welding, he showed me his completed Captain America shield. It looked shit. I warned him not to throw it, but he threw it anyway, missed his target, bounced it off the garage and smashed the kitchen window, showering our kids in glass. FML
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By  J15237  |  23

Well you didn't mention your children needed to go to the hospital or anything so that is a bright side. Second you now get to possibly redesign the window in your kitchen if you had been wanting a new one. Also boys will be boys and hey shit happens. I think your husband just did something that a lot of men would probably do.