By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 04:49 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 051
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Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

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Cheating bitch!! Get her back and put a used condom on her pillow just make sure her best friend helps you use it

Well maybe if you had kids 5 or 6 years before you were married, than maybe the condom wasn't hers. Or if she dosnt own a vibrator she may have used some object and put a condom over it? Either way don't jump to conclusions of her cheating.

I think a used condom is usually defined by having some evidence left inside that would not be there if she used a vibrator or other object with it.

Omg she could actually be faithful! It could be a neighbors, or some random ass person that decided to dump it off there. OP just talk to your wife!

68- my vibrator doesn't jizz... :O

105 - There are jizzing vibrators/dildos, not that I would know.

Wait.. If OP and his wife use other forms of birth control, she wouldn't need a condom if she was cheating.. Maybe a teenage child getting it on in the room?

^Because pregnancy is the ONLY danger of sex, right?

68 - Jesus... *Five or six years?* Everybody's all caught up on the condom thing, but what about the suggestion that OP suspect his twelve- and thirteen-year-old children? I mean, I know some kids start early, but god, not *all* of them.

113 - very sharpp, likey!

Do you have any kids? If so you probably have a babysitter that is in their teens most likely.

Hey, leave the buttsecks to Buttsexpirate!

You might be happily married but she must not be

Could be one of op's children that used the condom...

ever hear of the seven year itch..just saying

Just a thought, but if OP was only married for 7 years, it's possible that any kids they have are younger than 7. I know there aren't enough characters to mention potential previous relationships/offspring, but still...

Maybe...a robber broke in and had safe rape?

Don't be quick to assume things. You'll make things worse.

What else could the explanation be?

Their kids having sex in their bed? Why would the wife be stupid enough to leave a condom in the trash. And why would she need a condom if they are using other forms of birth control?

But that's the problem. We don't know if he has children or not. He didn't mention having any children that would be the typical new teen and fornicate with someone. Too many variables with this FML. but nonetheless, be careful about this. It could ruin an innocent marriage.

They've been married 7 years. Unless they had kids before they got married, it's unlikely that they are having sex. It is possible that they have kids from another marriage or dating thoug.

48- Their kids would only be 7 (unless they had kids long before they got married) and people use condoms to try to help protect against STDs and to add extra birth control. The pill and other forms of female birth control are not 100% effective.

I'm going with the babysitter cause if they did have kids after they were married they would be young and need one

You are a moron... Things are bad...

48- I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be using condoms to prevent against STDs if they had already been married 7 years.. Just saying.

197, that's the point. They don't use condoms because they've been married and know they don't have STD's but if the wife is sleeping around it would make sense that she would use a condom to prevent getting an STD from someone else.

Kids these days are having sex young, you never know... Last year we had pregnant 12 year olds in the community... And 10 year olds are having sex, 7 isn't too far from that. Kids are just growing up too fast for their own good.

I've read before that sometimes people who cheat will leave obvious hints to their partner so they'll find out and they won't have to actually fess up about it.

I agree, not only could it be their kids, it could be anyone who visited the house, friends, family members, or even someone breaking into your house to have sex there (cause apparently that's fun to some people).

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So everyone who has been cheated on should blame themselves??

Was it that hard to type out that extra "o" to make yourself sound slightly less stupid?

5- I'm about to throw a dictionary at your face.

Shut the hell up 124...

Yu need to lern how 2 spell.

Time for some ass kicking I assume?

I assume you are correct.

Call 1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE

maybe you werent so 'happily' married in that case!

Or maybe it was one of their kids? But who goes through their rubbish?

Well, his wife was happy! With another guy.

umm they were married for 7 years. so i m asduming the kids are 6 or 7

If he had kids, especially if they were teenaged, he would have mentioned it

Just a thought, sorry guys. He/his wife could have kids from previous relationships, etc. My family is a bit dysfunctional ha.

They could have been together for 10 years before finally getting married. Not everybody in this day and age has kids after marriage.

36: why would he have mentioned if he has kids that could have done it? Not mentioning it makes a better FML.

Tonight they won't be so happily married.

160 - if he had teenage kids then the fml would either be entirely different or non existent

Try talking to her. She may not have an explanation, but you'll need to bring it up anyway.

What An Ass Munching Person? :o

It seems strange that if she were indeed cheating that she would hide the evidence in plain sight of her husband by placing the used condom in the trashcan.

Yes because hiding a used condom in her underware drawer makes a much more sense to hide it

It would make more sense if she wrapped it up in a napkin and pushed it deep in the trash.

Or have her lover deal with the condom

Maybe she thought the guy would flush it instead of throwing if away.

Maybe she was hinting at something by leaving it in plain sight?

do u have a pool boy? if so mystery solved! :D

Could be the mailman :p

It's always the milkman come on now!

Its the plumbers these days.

DNA test anyone? Send the dog for the mailman, cat on the milkman, ...... Turtle on the poolboy? Or adopt an alligator?