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Same thing different taste
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You need more fiber
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Yoyo
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Deal breaker
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The Gush
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0-1 Toilet wins.
that's what u get for making toilet babies :p
He's shit outta luck
why doesn't op just use a plunger?
you lost 2 pounds in poop?! woah man. that's intense
Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!
12 then what would be the point of the toilet?
41 thank you. Also if you just sit there to read FMLs in peace then I can't help wondering where do you take a shit?
Just got déjà vu from #45's comment. Oh wait..
45 nope I don't really fight. 53 GEEZUS! Not my hat! *looks in hat* Oh my goodness! Stop lying! I just found delicious melted chocolate!
59 that's kinda what I was saying. 8) Also can you be in a video with me? I got a great idea. It involves your shit and a cup. You down? Actually I'ma stop trolling before it gets out of hand and I make someone throw up.
67 I've been meaning to ask you did you find that pic or did you make it? I f you made it then you are very awesome my good sir. I tip my hat to you! The good thing is that it full of chocolate too! 8)
Oh ha. Buy it doesn't look like an amazing drawing even though it is epic you may be able to draw it 8)
I like how this conversation is really random.
91 bubbles and cheese.
C-c-combo breaker!!! I broke what I started tee hee 8)
C-c-c-Combo breaker?
ceiling fans and onions
this is fantastic haha
My motto for life is "make it flush". You must do whatever you can to force those bad boys to go down whether it involves using a fire hose or calling in the Riot Squad.
I love you??
ill give this one a 5/10 since im not sure i get it...
cut it into smaller pieces and flush one piece at a time
Yes, because a normal body function is SOO disgusting!
Well I didn't fart until I was 30. -flashback- -pppt- WHAT was that? D:
87 I like how you say you're a grammar Nazi but in your name you put "luv" and "SOO" doesn't have three o's. I am not a grammar Nazi but I don't like grammar Nazis and I especially don't like people who say they're one but aren't. I know it's spelling but grammar and spelling mix.
146- I've had this name as a screen name for years, and the extra O's were to emphasize and draw out the word.
Next time, give it a courtesy when the first log splashes. But, I don't think you can be mad about this. Two pounds? That's amazing.
Holy shit! (Pun intended) that's ****** huge.
Yes, a pun's credibility gets removed when someone says pun intended. The point of a pun is to make subtle wordplay yet not have to explain it. That "pun intended" has removed the credibility from, in my opinion, an amateur pun. Then there are always those jackasses who make a pun and say "no pun intended" because they feel the need to ruin everyone's fun. Or should I say everyone's pun. Okay, I'll stop now.
63 you don't need to stop. You're a funny guy. Actually I hope you never stop.
63 You are pretty punny.
how you get constipated?
Google knows the answer.
Constipation is just people who are full of shit.
They ate a lot of shitty food.
# 85 lmfao xD
I would of thought a broken toliet is the least of your problems since your health in involved :S
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Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!
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