By missbutthole - 04/06/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 640
You deserved it 3 874

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Go to another building instead of waiting?

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Waste of valuable comment space...

plouf ...helps ?

...Dx that sounds like a shitty situation

take a dump on the doormat

...I've never known someone to be so full of shit.

The same puns over and over again are not funny at all...

People putting a downer on the mood aren't funny at all...

48, he's not being a downer, it's just that that shit gets old and annoying.

#50 Was that a pun? :D

glad you caught it!

talk about a shitty situation !!

So take their newspaper and go behind the buidling squat and do your business lol having to go outside happens to all of us just don't shit yourself !!

75..no sweetie *sigh*..just..just no.

75-- Wow, your streak of getting thumbed down is greater than a nerd's kill-streaks while playing COD.

wow that must of been an intense moment

you're in a shit load of trouble my friend. but why would you be at your work a half an hour before they open? go to the nearest place where there's a bathroom I guess?

Just shit outside the door.

Go to another building instead of waiting?

that's what I was just thinking. Unless his job is in the middle of no where there should be a nearby bathroom.

Warehouse 13?

There must be a McDonalds or Starbucks nearby.

32- that is such a cute picture!

just go poop behind a bush. use a leaf for tp(; haha. jp(:

Don't they have public toilets in New York?

Just drive somewhere else or did you already drop the load?

Why go to another building when he can just take a dump in the middle of the street?

when it comes to poop it's serious business

that's some serious shit there

must...resist...but can't!! That's a shitty situation

I just read that in quagmires voice :D

you could always poop behind a bush?

yea go to another building or just find somewhere isolated and shit.

bushes are always nice!

I would just pop a squat behind a tree or something

awe muffin :( lol

if u were trying to be funny and cute, u failed.

try not to get any on the sidewalk

Uhm; Ew ... O___o ?

how's that ew? that's hilarious

it's not hilarious it's business

There are these things called bushes. Generally located in the vicinity of everywhere, they can be used for a multitude of activities, including: - Looking pretty - Looking ugly - Being shaped into odd animals - Being shaped into objects and shapes - Covering someone while they take a shit - and more! Please call 1 123 456 7890 to reserve your FREE copy of "How to man up and not be a pansy about things"!

Also: OP, you're in freakin' New York. Walk 30 feet and use another company's restroom.

I called that number 9, and nobody answered.

34-you are an idiot.

35- Your a moron rapped in an idiot.

35- You're an idiot as well.

38 you're a moron wrapped in an idiot for spelling wrapped wrong

47, You're an idiot for not punctuating your sentence.

finaly found the idiot convention!! hey guys how ya all doin??

I think that is the best list I have ever seen in my life.

I'm guessing you are all victims of constipation and the only way of 'releaving' it is to be mean to others :/ hmm

Perdition, I'm impressed. Bravo.

47- You're just a hypocrite for saying "wrong" when you should have said "incorrectly"

hahaha aww . sucks !

Surely there is a gas station or something somewhere in the vicinity of your work.

hey don't call me shirley