Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
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missbutthole
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4/6/2011 13:07
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theotherguy89
| 0
first!!!!!!!
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
Waste of valuable comment space...
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lyn29
| 0
plouf ...helps ?
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Docbee
| 11
...Dx that sounds like a shitty situation
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bbucaro98
| 0
take a dump on the doormat
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nolaneldridge
| 1
cartman style
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Discombobulated9
| 12
...I've never known someone to be so full of shit.
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Epilepsy_fml
| 0
The same puns over and over again are not funny at all...
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Discombobulated9
| 12
People putting a downer on the mood aren't funny at all...
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imacreeper
| 3
48, he's not being a downer, it's just that that shit gets old and annoying.
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Discombobulated9
| 12
#50 Was that a pun? :D
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imacreeper
| 3
glad you caught it!
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eshhayz
| 0
talk about a shitty situation !!
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PurpleRae420
| 0
So take their newspaper and go behind the buidling squat and do your business lol having to go outside happens to all of us just don't shit yourself !!
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imacreeper
| 3
75..no sweetie *sigh*..just..just no.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
75-- Wow, your streak of getting thumbed down is greater than a nerd's kill-streaks while playing COD.
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zendaddy0
| 0
wow that must of been an intense moment
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stephmariee17
| 0
you're in a shit load of trouble my friend. but why would you be at your work a half an hour before they open? go to the nearest place where there's a bathroom I guess?
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bbucaro98
| 0
no more puns
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angelpies
| 0
Just shit outside the door.
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xxAlli
| 0
Go to another building instead of waiting?
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AppleCurry
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that's what I was just thinking. Unless his job is in the middle of no where there should be a nearby bathroom.
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iLazy
| 0
Warehouse 13?
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kingtz
| 6
There must be a McDonalds or Starbucks nearby.
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DreaminOfMusic
| 0
32- that is such a cute picture!
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mtlooney225
| 0
just go poop behind a bush. use a leaf for tp(; haha. jp(:
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mexicotoucher
| 7
Don't they have public toilets in New York?
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streetllama
| 4
Just drive somewhere else or did you already drop the load?
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
Why go to another building when he can just take a dump in the middle of the street?
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winnn_fml
| 0
when it comes to poop it's serious business
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i_wuz_nver_here
| 31
that's some serious shit there
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futtbuck101
| 1
must...resist...but can't!! That's a shitty situation
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funnyFMLSplz
| 0
I just read that in quagmires voice :D
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XXizzlerXX
| 0
you could always poop behind a bush?
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sensoon15
| 7
yea go to another building or just find somewhere isolated and shit.
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volley4eva1698
| 0
bushes are always nice!
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theguy33
| 1
I would just pop a squat behind a tree or something
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electric12
| 0
awe muffin :( lol
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chiddy_bang71
| 0
if u were trying to be funny and cute, u failed.
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bamxitsxandreaa
| 8
^^ hahaha.
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fairygirl88
| 5
try not to get any on the sidewalk
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kaleighiscool
| 0
Uhm; Ew ... O___o ?
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TheCrazyAli28
| 1
how's that ew? that's hilarious
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instnt1nfction
| 17
it's not hilarious it's business
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Perdition
| 4
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Perdition
| 4
Also:
OP, you're in freakin' New York. Walk 30 feet and use another company's restroom.
OP, you're in freakin' New York. Walk 30 feet and use another company's restroom.
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iAmScrubs
| 19
I called that number 9, and nobody answered.
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Sylvee
| 0
34-you are an idiot.
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kaleighiscool
| 0
35- Your a moron rapped in an idiot.
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chickunkey
| 0
35- You're an idiot as well.
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baby_dee97
| 8
38 you're a moron wrapped in an idiot for spelling wrapped wrong
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omg_a_BALLOON
| 0
47, You're an idiot for not punctuating your sentence.
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geko911
| 22
finaly found the idiot convention!! hey guys how ya all doin??
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Perdition
| 4
^ killed it.
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woahbro2slow
| 0
* y'all
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tsim_fml
| 0
58- win
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cupcakeluver1212
| 0
I think that is the best list I have ever seen in my life.
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x_messyjessy_x
| 0
I'm guessing you are all victims of constipation and the only way of 'releaving' it is to be mean to others :/ hmm
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aardvarkish
| 15
Perdition, I'm impressed. Bravo.
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Eggers
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47- You're just a hypocrite for saying "wrong" when you should have said "incorrectly"
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this_female
| 0
hahaha aww . sucks !
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ChibiChibi_fml
| 27
Surely there is a gas station or something somewhere in the vicinity of your work.
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baby_dee97
| 8
hey don't call me shirley
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sourgirl101
| 28
"Airplane"!
- Looking pretty
- Looking ugly
- Being shaped into odd animals
- Being shaped into objects and shapes
- Covering someone while they take a shit
- and more!
Please call 1 123 456 7890 to reserve your FREE copy of "How to man up and not be a pansy about things"!