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By missbutthole / Saturday 4 June 2011 13:07 / United States
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By  Perdition  |  4

There are these things called bushes. Generally located in the vicinity of everywhere, they can be used for a multitude of activities, including:

- Looking pretty
- Looking ugly
- Being shaped into odd animals
- Being shaped into objects and shapes
- Covering someone while they take a shit
- and more!

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  stephmariee17  |  0

you're in a shit load of trouble my friend. but why would you be at your work a half an hour before they open? go to the nearest place where there's a bathroom I guess?

By  Perdition  |  4

There are these things called bushes. Generally located in the vicinity of everywhere, they can be used for a multitude of activities, including:

- Looking pretty
- Looking ugly
- Being shaped into odd animals
- Being shaped into objects and shapes
- Covering someone while they take a shit
- and more!

Please call 1 123 456 7890 to reserve your FREE copy of "How to man up and not be a pansy about things"!

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