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If it was hard you could go I the loo and flip it out into the toilet, but if it was runny FYL :'(

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I think this was the best first comment we've had in a while. Lately it's just been people desperately trying to come up with something to be first.

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I wish I had the power to give anyone I wanted diarriah on the spot. I would stand by the terminals, and hit everybody when it was time for them to board.

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May you never gain super powers... Honestly though... You'd be the worse super villain. Explosive Diahrea Man/Woman (I'm on my phone and can't check gender right now, sorry)... On the flip side if you used your powers for good... No one would ever dare rob a bank again. And... I'm clearly thinking WAY too hard about this...

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Would be worse if you used your superpowers at the moment of take off for a transatlantic flight....

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Lol! Horrible, but funny. At least you aren't all backed up anymore...I just hope you could quickly access clean undies and pants.

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So many of the recent FMLs could have been prevented/fixed if everyone wore diapers. Apparently no one can hold their business anymore.

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Sorry. This is what I get for posting on FMLs after being woken up at 3am. I read *it* instead of *I* and by the time I noticed the difference it was too late to change. On a seperate note, why does everyone keep calling me "child" or "youngling"? Last I checked I was one of the older people on this site.

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Probably because when the site is mostly 13-17 year olds at 21(?) while you're one of the older posters there are still people who are older than you...

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