Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
Doesn't matter still pooped.
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twinny_sc
| 13
I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
Doesn't matter still pooped.
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airforce987
| 20
I read this as 4 years.... O.o
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SkyBirdy
| 5
Now this is an original comment, i like it.
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
56- I put quite a bit of thought into it therefore I appreciate your comment greatly. Thank you.
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TheGITP
| 0
If it was hard you could go I the loo and flip it out into the toilet, but if it was runny FYL :'(
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dontfmlplzzz
| 6
Assuming op wears tighty whities, I believe most guys don't anymore
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nado13579
| 12
I think this was the best first comment we've had in a while. Lately it's just been people desperately trying to come up with something to be first.
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klovemachine
| 24
#1's comment was awesome :)
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TheGITP
| 0
:O what's wrong with tighty whities?! I strut around in them all day long~
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jengers115
| 10
I was gonna say that!
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twinny_sc
| 13
I hope for your sake you were at least at home and not in public.
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Feared
| 9
I wish I had the power to give anyone I wanted diarriah on the spot. I would stand by the terminals, and hit everybody when it was time for them to board.
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
May you never gain super powers... Honestly though... You'd be the worse super villain. Explosive Diahrea Man/Woman (I'm on my phone and can't check gender right now, sorry)... On the flip side if you used your powers for good... No one would ever dare rob a bank again. And... I'm clearly thinking WAY too hard about this...
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AFCA020
| 4
Would be worse if you used your superpowers at the moment of take off for a transatlantic flight....
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macmisso
| 0
Yes
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ilovedinosawers
| 17
Liked just for the pic
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kushsmokee
| 0
Niice, just lettin er go is the way to get er done
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VictoriaSchultz
| 8
Niice, who are you Larry the Cable Guy.. er
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FMLsAreAwesome
| 0
3- You're just a wanna be redneck from Canada.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
51- Justin Bieber the Cable girl?
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4everFucked
| 3
Sounds like a shitty situation.
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
But not a shitty pun!!!! :D
.....oh wait....
.....oh wait....
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4everFucked
| 3
If someone is going to say it, it might as well be me.
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Addyy_
| 5
Bury ALL the bad shit puns!
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iKendall
| 3
Bye
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zombiibabii
| 4
Lol! Horrible, but funny. At least you aren't all backed up anymore...I just hope you could quickly access clean undies and pants.
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Blue_Black_fml
| 21
And hope OP can also quickly take a shower!
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bengermin
| 5
So many of the recent FMLs could have been prevented/fixed if everyone wore diapers. Apparently no one can hold their business anymore.
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micahsmommy
| 13
Well isn't that good? You're supposed to poo in the toilet not on it anyways.
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
Foolish child.
You sit on the toilet. Not poop on it.
You sit on the toilet. Not poop on it.
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micahsmommy
| 13
Sorry. This is what I get for posting on FMLs after being woken up at 3am. I read *it* instead of *I* and by the time I noticed the difference it was too late to change.
On a seperate note, why does everyone keep calling me "child" or "youngling"? Last I checked I was one of the older people on this site.
On a seperate note, why does everyone keep calling me "child" or "youngling"? Last I checked I was one of the older people on this site.
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stolencookie
| 17
That is odd. I'm sure they will stop eventually, kid.
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hatesfate
| 6
Probably because when the site is mostly 13-17 year olds at 21(?) while you're one of the older posters there are still people who are older than you...
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micahsmommy
| 13
37- I'm 27. And yes I understand there are people older than me.
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antart3
| 18
I'm sorry op, that really sucks. :(
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OkitaCockroach
| 19
Today, I learned not to read FMLs while eating. FML.
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Nebulas_n_Novas
| 7
I agree, your life sucks
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SkyBirdy
| 5
I was drinking cereal milk out of the bowl when i read it.
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OkitaCockroach
| 19
55- Oh god, so was I. XD
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Greendaycheese
| 12
Shit happens.
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vocaloidtiger
| 12
"Oh, crap!"
..Cue the overused comments and puns..
..Cue the overused comments and puns..
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craZgal321
| 6
or "thats a shitty situation"