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By internetloser - 16/08/2017 16:15 - United States - Kewaskum

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Out of Ice Cream - 29/09/2015 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

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By Angie - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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band_geek 18

Friday 18 August 2017 4:03

I'm really sorry for the breakup. But at least he didn't try and pull Chandler Bing on you by lying, he has to go to a completely different country because his job decided to relocate him just to avoid direct breakup.

yergenferfer 9

Thursday 17 August 2017 21:06

At least he didn't use the Ashley Madison commercial to tell you that he was cheating on you.

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tonyfan00 38

Thursday 17 August 2017 1:59

Gotta give him points for originality...

yergenferfer 9

Thursday 17 August 2017 21:06

At least he didn't use the Ashley Madison commercial to tell you that he was cheating on you.

band_geek 18

Friday 18 August 2017 4:03

FMLDUDE14 4

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:49

omg I was just joking with my boyfriend showing him that commercial I can't believe someone would atcually do that I'm sorry hun!

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