The Gush

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 22:01

Today, I had planned to do a twenty-minute colon cleanse enema for weight loss. Instead, I woke up in the middle of the night with uncontrollable diarrhea that’s still going strong. Eight hours and counting. FML
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Thats your body preventing you from doing something stupid and unhealthy! Good on you for trying to get to a healthy bodyweight (if that is what you are doing) but please seek help of dietary specialist instead of messing with your gut. There is no quick and dirty way to losing weight unfortunately

Yeah, there’s no such thing as a “20 minute colon cleanse” and a colon cleanse of any kind is not for weight loss. You did this to yourself.

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Hey, at least you're losing weight!

A shitload of it.

Thats your body preventing you from doing something stupid and unhealthy! Good on you for trying to get to a healthy bodyweight (if that is what you are doing) but please seek help of dietary specialist instead of messing with your gut. There is no quick and dirty way to losing weight unfortunately

You really should read reviews prior to taking anything. Those are known for all day toilet visitations...

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Most reviews are doctored online crap. You see hundreds of almost verbatim amazing reviews in a product and maybe one or two bad ones. Then you buy the product and go WTAF?

You can't lose weight by that.

Yeah, there’s no such thing as a “20 minute colon cleanse” and a colon cleanse of any kind is not for weight loss. You did this to yourself.

if you want to lose weight then don't eat so much. abusing your body isn't going to do it. ydi

There’s a lot more to weight loss than just “eating less.”

Well, at least you got that shit out of there!