By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
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Manna182 10

I must be old because I don't know what that means

I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.

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I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.

And the only time you dab a lot in bingo is if you are one number away from getting the bingo. then somebody else bingos before you and you're frustrated.

Manna182 10

I must be old because I don't know what that means

Not alone on this one.

@2 It's a dance move. "The dab is a dance move in which the dancer simultaneously drops the head while raising an arm and the elbow in a gesture that has been noted to resemble sneezing."

Dabs/shatter/wax are also terms for THC concentrate. I'm not sure which one would be worse, honestly.

@8 I think the dance would be worse. He probably also called everything savage and talked about people getting roasted (assuming it was the dance, that is. "Dance" being used very loosely).

That's pretty cringey dude

I always thought it was something to do with drugs... But this is much, much worse.

It's hard to keep up with american pop culture to understand all the FMLs when it gets THAT stupid. Yes, I had to watch a youtube video to fully understand...

He probably also said damn that's fire

damn that's lit*

Takin 27 dabs would definitely be worse ?

If he asks for another date, tell him that's why you aren't seeing him again. Hopefully the rumour will spread that it costs you girls and that will be the end of that silly trend.

Anyone that dabs period on a date is more than a dab of stupid. I'm sorry, but when I see people do that outside of a dance floor, I just want to smack them upside their faces.

that play on words though

I'm with you there. I refuse do it I because I think it looks stupid... And I feel like doing it in the middle of a conversation is ridiculous.

what is "dabbed'?

It's a dance move, the person drops their head and puts it in the crook of their elbow, looks similar to a sneeze. Weird ass thing to be doing on a date..

weird ass thing to be doing in any situation

That's amazing. ???

Oh my god... You should have just left instead of enduring this!

I agree. That is just embarrassing. I give OP credit for sitting through that.

I totally thought OP was talking about the weed dabs... like that's a lot for one date ?

If u aren't on a dance floor, when would that even be appropriate? I mean, how is that worked into a conversation?

You'd be surprised. My sister's boyfriend does it all the time. He often uses it as a response when someone asks him a question he doesn't want to answer, or a semi-rhetorical question like "What on earth are you doing?!" He also says "breakfast!" a lot, and "savage". It's infecting my sister too. She wanted us all to dab in a family photo. It needs to stop!

i don't get it... why is it wrong to say breakfast?

It's not wrong to say "breakfast". It just gets annoying sometimes. Like, you'll ask him what movie he wants to watch or what he wants to eat and he'll reply "breakfast!" He gets it from that video with the Down Syndrome kids. "What's going on here? Breakfast!" It's the same with that "my name is Jeff", or the "twenty-one" thing. You'll ask him what the time is or how many biscuits he'd like and he'll reply "twenty-one". It's just senseless viral catch-phrases or activities that he latches on to and weaves into everyday life. It's mind-numbing at times.

Ah yes now I get it. Thanks for clearing that up.

Kein Problem :-)