Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, I'm a 34 year-old single woman on the dating apps. A guy suggested we try a swing dance lesson as our first date. I said yes. We had a good time both of us and we exchanged numbers. Later I got a text from him saying he had a connection with another match, but we should remain friends for another dance "date". Dude is 43. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML
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Manna182 10
I must be old because I don't know what that means
FalloutScrolls 25
I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.
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00whyalwaysme00 4
Omg I read 'stabbed' and was very shocked
dcharold 11
What does dabbed mean? Like with his napkin?
Stuffaluffagus 25
We must have a different definition of dabbing. I'd love that many dabs
saidoh_fml 26
Normally I try to google things I'm not familiar with before asking about them, but if it weren't for the rest of you posters giving a hint, I would be lost because even on Urban Dictionary, it's the last definition. And apparently this is an Atlanta thing? I've been here for years and this is news to me.
spirithound 13
it is the mating dance of his people...
Spongegar123 19
If you don't know what dabbing is then you're lucky because i wish I didn't...
ZombieSlaya115 17
Wow
TheyCallMeDamien 18
ROFLMAO! Kids need to be taught proper dating protocol.
Regisord413 10
This reminds me of the time a girl asked me to the Homecoming dance a few weeks back, and for one of the song requests, I put in Darude Sandstorm and when it got played, I just went to the center of the dance floor and just dabbed like a million times the whole time to it for the whole song, with everyone cheering me on. It was amazing and cringy at the same time.
bnasty206 7
that sounds awful
Dragon1401 3
To be honest I don't know what's worse that he did that or that you kept count but agree with the others it is very stupid