FML : Today, as it's been a long time since I've been with a woman, I decided to enlist the services of an escort. Upon my arrival, she looked at me and said,...

Today, as it's been a long time since I've been with a woman, I decided to enlist the services of an escort. Upon my arrival, she looked at me and said, "Honey, we are going to need a bottle of whiskey and an extra $100." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thebigguy - / Saturday 12 August 2017 04:30 /

Intimacy

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By mrlucky22 | 17

#7528755 - Saturday 12 August 2017 4:55

Now that wasn't very professional.

By thelittlem | 14

#7528778 - Saturday 12 August 2017 7:13

ugh whats with the new update.

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By mrlucky22 | 17

#7528755 - Saturday 12 August 2017 4:55

Now that wasn't very professional.

RichardPencil | 27

#7528772 - Saturday 12 August 2017 6:51

To the contrary, when a professional sees that a job is beyond the scope of what is considerd standard, they often request added material and/or add a surcharge.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7528758 - Saturday 12 August 2017 5:32

Was that a fat tax or an ugly tax?

Lobby_Bee | 16

#7528765 - Saturday 12 August 2017 6:13

$100 for the fat tax, and whiskey for the ugly. Could be the other way around, I'm just guessing.

By JillianJuneBug | 36

#7528768 - Saturday 12 August 2017 6:38

An "escort"? Is that what they're calling' them these days?

RichardPencil | 27

#7528771 - Saturday 12 August 2017 6:48

They’ve been calling whores that for many years.

RockPrincess26 | 16

#7529019 - Saturday 12 August 2017 20:42

Yep.

By Matt Kesler | 16

#7528773 - Saturday 12 August 2017 6:55

did you honestly expect a hooker to be sweet and/or nice?

Danne696 | 14

#7528880 - Saturday 12 August 2017 13:50

In most professions with a social aspect, being sweet/nice gets you more business.

By thelittlem | 14

#7528778 - Saturday 12 August 2017 7:13

ugh whats with the new update.

raven_of_azarath | 28

#7528786 - Saturday 12 August 2017 7:55

The pictures instead of the normal posts? Yeah, I hate it, too. Makes it difficult to get in to read the comments.

Neevster | 18

#7528916 - Saturday 12 August 2017 15:34

It should be complained about on every post so they realize we hate it. I actually find it visually difficult to read the post with the pictures too

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7528790 - Saturday 12 August 2017 8:04

does she work for a service ? if so call and complain if not stop picking up hookers on Craigslist

By hunterseal | 18

#7528818 - Saturday 12 August 2017 10:11

Aw ja should have just left , a good hooker would just charge you more but not make you feel bad

By bigtwobah | 6

#7528903 - Saturday 12 August 2017 14:48

Maybe take that as a sign to improve yourself.

By RetireEngland | 24

#7528957 - Saturday 12 August 2017 17:38

For a hooker to call you ugly then damn son... i feel for you bro dont give up, find a blind chick

By SteelSoul5 | 9

#7531659 - Saturday 19 August 2017 23:25

Work on your looks. Workout groom your skin, your hair, and your nails, and buy nice clothes. Nothing has to be super expensive just be clean and neat. Nobody likes a Slappy man or woman.