By thebigguy
Today, as it's been a long time since I've been with a woman, I decided to enlist the services of an escort. Upon my arrival, she looked at me and said, "Honey, we are going to need a bottle of whiskey and an extra $100." FML
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By  JillianJuneBug  |  39

An "escort"? Is that what they're calling' them these days?

  Neevster  |  18

It should be complained about on every post so they realize we hate it. I actually find it visually difficult to read the post with the pictures too

By  SteelSoul5  |  9

Work on your looks. Workout groom your skin, your hair, and your nails, and buy nice clothes. Nothing has to be super expensive just be clean and neat. Nobody likes a Slappy man or woman.