Today, as it's been a long time since I've been with a woman, I decided to enlist the services of an escort. Upon my arrival, she looked at me and said, "Honey, we are going to need a bottle of whiskey and an extra $100." FML
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mrlucky22
| 18
Now that wasn't very professional.
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thelittlem
| 15
ugh whats with the new update.
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mrlucky22
| 18
Now that wasn't very professional.
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RichardPencil
| 28
To the contrary, when a professional sees that a job is beyond the scope of what is considerd standard, they often request added material and/or add a surcharge.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Was that a fat tax or an ugly tax?
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
$100 for the fat tax, and whiskey for the ugly. Could be the other way around, I'm just guessing.
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JillianJuneBug
| 39
An "escort"? Is that what they're calling' them these days?
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RichardPencil
| 28
They’ve been calling whores that for many years.
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RockPrincess26
| 16
Yep.
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Matt Kesler
| 16
did you honestly expect a hooker to be sweet and/or nice?
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Danne696
| 14
In most professions with a social aspect, being sweet/nice gets you more business.
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thelittlem
| 15
ugh whats with the new update.
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raven_of_azarath
| 32
The pictures instead of the normal posts? Yeah, I hate it, too. Makes it difficult to get in to read the comments.
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Neevster
| 18
It should be complained about on every post so they realize we hate it. I actually find it visually difficult to read the post with the pictures too
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
does she work for a service ? if so call and complain if not stop picking up hookers on Craigslist
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hunterseal
| 18
Aw ja should have just left , a good hooker would just charge you more but not make you feel bad
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bigtwobah
| 6
Maybe take that as a sign to improve yourself.
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RetireEngland
| 24
For a hooker to call you ugly then damn son... i feel for you bro dont give up, find a blind chick
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SteelSoul5
| 9
Work on your looks. Workout groom your skin, your hair, and your nails, and buy nice clothes. Nothing has to be super expensive just be clean and neat. Nobody likes a Slappy man or woman.