By thebigguy - 12/08/2017 04:30

Today, as it's been a long time since I've been with a woman, I decided to enlist the services of an escort. Upon my arrival, she looked at me and said, "Honey, we are going to need a bottle of whiskey and an extra $100." FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 760
You deserved it 1 299

Same thing different taste

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To the contrary, when a professional sees that a job is beyond the scope of what is considerd standard, they often request added material and/or add a surcharge.

Lobby_Bee 17

$100 for the fat tax, and whiskey for the ugly. Could be the other way around, I'm just guessing.

JillianJuneBug 39

An "escort"? Is that what they're calling' them these days?

did you honestly expect a hooker to be sweet and/or nice?

In most professions with a social aspect, being sweet/nice gets you more business.

The pictures instead of the normal posts? Yeah, I hate it, too. Makes it difficult to get in to read the comments.

It should be complained about on every post so they realize we hate it. I actually find it visually difficult to read the post with the pictures too

thatslifeiguess7 16

does she work for a service ? if so call and complain if not stop picking up hookers on Craigslist

Aw ja should have just left , a good hooker would just charge you more but not make you feel bad

bigtwobah 6

Maybe take that as a sign to improve yourself.

For a hooker to call you ugly then damn son... i feel for you bro dont give up, find a blind chick

SteelSoul5 9

Work on your looks. Workout groom your skin, your hair, and your nails, and buy nice clothes. Nothing has to be super expensive just be clean and neat. Nobody likes a Slappy man or woman.