By thebigguy - 12/08/2017 04:30

Today, as it's been a long time since I've been with a woman, I decided to enlist the services of an escort. Upon my arrival, she looked at me and said, "Honey, we are going to need a bottle of whiskey and an extra $100." FML
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mrlucky22 18
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Now that wasn't very professional.

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thelittlem 15
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ugh whats with the new update.

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mrlucky22 18
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Now that wasn't very professional.

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RichardPencil 30
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To the contrary, when a professional sees that a job is beyond the scope of what is considerd standard, they often request added material and/or add a surcharge.

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RichardPencil 30
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Was that a fat tax or an ugly tax?

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Lobby_Bee 17

$100 for the fat tax, and whiskey for the ugly. Could be the other way around, I'm just guessing.

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JillianJuneBug 39

An "escort"? Is that what they're calling' them these days?

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RichardPencil 30
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They’ve been calling whores that for many years.

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Matt Kesler 16
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did you honestly expect a hooker to be sweet and/or nice?

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Danne696 14
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In most professions with a social aspect, being sweet/nice gets you more business.

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thelittlem 15
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ugh whats with the new update.

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raven_of_azarath 34
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The pictures instead of the normal posts? Yeah, I hate it, too. Makes it difficult to get in to read the comments.

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Neevster 18
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It should be complained about on every post so they realize we hate it. I actually find it visually difficult to read the post with the pictures too

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thatslifeiguess7 16

does she work for a service ? if so call and complain if not stop picking up hookers on Craigslist

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hunterseal 18
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Aw ja should have just left , a good hooker would just charge you more but not make you feel bad

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bigtwobah 6

Maybe take that as a sign to improve yourself.

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RetireEngland 24
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For a hooker to call you ugly then damn son... i feel for you bro dont give up, find a blind chick

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SteelSoul5 9

Work on your looks. Workout groom your skin, your hair, and your nails, and buy nice clothes. Nothing has to be super expensive just be clean and neat. Nobody likes a Slappy man or woman.

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