Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, I'm a 34 year-old single woman on the dating apps. A guy suggested we try a swing dance lesson as our first date. I said yes. We had a good time both of us and we exchanged numbers. Later I got a text from him saying he had a connection with another match, but we should remain friends for another dance "date". Dude is 43. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML
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Manna182 10
I must be old because I don't know what that means
FalloutScrolls 25
I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.
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Comments (72)
asalinas927 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And this is a problem why?
PhlairUnknown 9
Exactly
Phantom_Lord619 6
are you one of the many retarded people who thinks dabbing is "cool"?
InfiniteSecret 20
Doing it that many times while on a date is seriously ,weird and annoying
buckdharma 38
When he dips his head to dab, run out the door and hail a cab.
MessedUpLife00 13
Holy crap... I see kids doing that shit all the time, I'll be behind a school bus, and they will point at me and try to get me to dab. It's ******* ridiculous. Someone please get this trend to end.
BulgyCashew33 16
That's more dabs than I do in a month and I'm 16
Setareh23 34
Maybe he was...trying to act "cool" in front of you??? I dunno, personally I'm not into the dab, but every generation has their stupid little habits. I find it a bit embarrassing/ridiculous but otherwise a harmless passing trend. However if it annoys you enough to override any charms this guy has, don't go on another date with him.
Jay18 22
you're both young because you counted and he dabbed
qteabutt 12
Wow that's pretty sad, maybe 2 dabs are tolerable but 27? Should have ended the date at the 3rd one.
kutkutkut 8
Is it like dabbing the dance or the use of marihuana, both are terrible though lol.
cakester123 11
thats when you get up and walk away after the first few. how old is he? I'm guessing 14
tntscl 4
You ride that young stallion once and let him free to roam. Only appropriate thing to do.