FML : Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left...

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 3some? uh, no - / Friday 1 February 2013 19:59 / Dominican Republic

Love

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By AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#5350531 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:34

Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? "

OPs Pa "No. Who's the fuck is babe and who the fuck are you?"

By pieman528 | 10

#5350541 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:37

Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.

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By lilhellian | 26

#5350516 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:31

3so.. Aww:(

LMFAOwned | 9

#5350629 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:43

Let me be the first to give you your well earned golden start for your original, one of a kind comment.

On a second note, OP, your dad of all people? It's just one of those fantastic face-palm moments.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5350633 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:47

I feel as if 1 were referring to OP's name.

lilhellian | 26

#5350639 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:53

26 Yay a gold star!:D 27 Yes, I was..

xx000o | 27

#5351349 - Saturday 2 February 2013 17:53

#1 a male voice answering should raise a brain flag.
#2 just ask your dad to give him your number, then wait for him to stop laughing. The shorter the laugh, the higher the probability he will comply.

By masta1080 | 5

#5350518 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:32

Ouch

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#5350590 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:09

Oh no are you okay? I have band-aids :D

lilhellian | 26

#5350604 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:19

He should learn not to fall down those stairs..

masta1080 | 5

#5350609 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:23

Not sure if a shot at me..or just random..either way..congrats

By Authoress14 | 15

#5350521 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:32

Awkward

sigurd | 11

#5350611 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:24

You're an "authoress" and that's all you can come up with? How many books have you written this far?

Authoress14 | 15

#5350636 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:49

Rly? It matters that much to on you the FYL app? lol I got nothing to prove to you or anyone on a social app for everyones embarrassing amusement. Thanks for the laugh.

Authoress14 | 15

#5350638 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:51

and you meant "thus" btw

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#5350644 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:59

Well, I will not be reading any of your writing if that's how you choose to display your thoughts. lolomgjkBBQ. Rly????

mbuck87 | 19

#5350665 - Saturday 2 February 2013 4:35

Haha don't get too defensive 29...

AllieCat21 | 21

#5350761 - Saturday 2 February 2013 5:41

Why take the time to put something on your profile that describes yourself, and not follow through with it? You obviously thought it mattered enough to include in your profile.

BronayPonay | 6

#5350799 - Saturday 2 February 2013 6:03

I don't understand why you guys care so much. Stop being assholes.

BlitheNightmare | 7

#5350990 - Saturday 2 February 2013 9:01

45- Welcome to the internet l, it's full of assholes.

BlitheNightmare | 7

#5350992 - Saturday 2 February 2013 9:02

Woops, no I

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#5353419 - Monday 4 February 2013 4:55

She got butt hurt and told me to grow up. :-)

sigurd | 11

#5440002 - Monday 8 April 2013 13:18

She asked me to marry her.

By AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#5350531 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:34

Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? "

OPs Pa "No. Who's the fuck is babe and who the fuck are you?"

poccocurantes | 7

#5350571 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:54

Read OPs name. I think it might be more like "yeah my daughter said you might be my type."

By japtap81 | 16

#5350532 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:34

Next time don't get so drunk

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#5350573 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:55

At least OP didn't release her rath on a baby shower.

By pieman528 | 10

#5350541 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:37

Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.

By panicsdisaster | 17

#5350542 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:37

That's Freudian slip was a little backwards.

By Catkam623 | 27

#5350543 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:37

I don't think that's the family member he wanted.

By emeraldisle | 30

#5350548 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:39

I'm just curious as to all the numbers you could have given him, why your dad's?

buckdharma | 35

#5350634 - Saturday 2 February 2013 3:49

All op can remember is the guy kept asking," who's your daddy?"

By evan_7899 | 28

#5350550 - Saturday 2 February 2013 2:39

well just hope he dosent sext you

wlddog | 14

#5350656 - Saturday 2 February 2013 4:14

Ok, that one made me laugh.

Him; "Hey baby, I can't wait to get into your pants tomorrow."

Dad; "I am sure you will remember it for the rest of your life. How do you feel about handcuffs?"