Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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lilhellian
| 26
3so.. Aww:(
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LMFAOwned
| 9
Let me be the first to give you your well earned golden start for your original, one of a kind comment.
On a second note, OP, your dad of all people? It's just one of those fantastic face-palm moments.
On a second note, OP, your dad of all people? It's just one of those fantastic face-palm moments.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
I feel as if 1 were referring to OP's name.
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lilhellian
| 26
26 Yay a gold star!:D 27 Yes, I was..
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xx000o
| 27
#1 a male voice answering should raise a brain flag.
#2 just ask your dad to give him your number, then wait for him to stop laughing. The shorter the laugh, the higher the probability he will comply.
#2 just ask your dad to give him your number, then wait for him to stop laughing. The shorter the laugh, the higher the probability he will comply.
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masta1080
| 5
Ouch
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Oh no are you okay? I have band-aids :D
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lilhellian
| 26
He should learn not to fall down those stairs..
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masta1080
| 5
Not sure if a shot at me..or just random..either way..congrats
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Authoress14
| 15
Awkward
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sigurd
| 11
You're an "authoress" and that's all you can come up with? How many books have you written this far?
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Authoress14
| 15
Rly? It matters that much to on you the FYL app? lol I got nothing to prove to you or anyone on a social app for everyones embarrassing amusement. Thanks for the laugh.
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Authoress14
| 15
and you meant "thus" btw
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
Well, I will not be reading any of your writing if that's how you choose to display your thoughts. lolomgjkBBQ. Rly????
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mbuck87
| 19
Haha don't get too defensive 29...
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AllieCat21
| 21
Why take the time to put something on your profile that describes yourself, and not follow through with it? You obviously thought it mattered enough to include in your profile.
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BronayPonay
| 6
I don't understand why you guys care so much. Stop being assholes.
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BlitheNightmare
| 7
45- Welcome to the internet l, it's full of assholes.
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BlitheNightmare
| 7
Woops, no I
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
She got butt hurt and told me to grow up. :-)
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sigurd
| 11
She asked me to marry her.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Guy"Hey there babe. Remember last night? "
OPs Pa "No. Who's the fuck is babe and who the fuck are you?"
OPs Pa "No. Who's the fuck is babe and who the fuck are you?"
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poccocurantes
| 7
Read OPs name. I think it might be more like "yeah my daughter said you might be my type."
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japtap81
| 16
Next time don't get so drunk
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
At least OP didn't release her rath on a baby shower.
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pieman528
| 10
Wow OP, the guilt over his death will haunt you forever.
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panicsdisaster
| 17
That's Freudian slip was a little backwards.
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Catkam623
| 27
I don't think that's the family member he wanted.
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emeraldisle
| 30
I'm just curious as to all the numbers you could have given him, why your dad's?
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buckdharma
| 35
All op can remember is the guy kept asking," who's your daddy?"
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evan_7899
| 28
well just hope he dosent sext you
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wlddog
| 14
Ok, that one made me laugh.
Him; "Hey baby, I can't wait to get into your pants tomorrow."
Dad; "I am sure you will remember it for the rest of your life. How do you feel about handcuffs?"
Him; "Hey baby, I can't wait to get into your pants tomorrow."
Dad; "I am sure you will remember it for the rest of your life. How do you feel about handcuffs?"
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buddy51
| 23
Kinky!!
OPs Pa "No. Who's the fuck is babe and who the fuck are you?"