Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Buyers' market
Today, I'm a 34 year-old single woman on the dating apps. A guy suggested we try a swing dance lesson as our first date. I said yes. We had a good time both of us and we exchanged numbers. Later I got a text from him saying he had a connection with another match, but we should remain friends for another dance "date". Dude is 43. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
They say romance is dead…
Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML
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Manna182 10
I must be old because I don't know what that means
FalloutScrolls 25
I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.
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corleon198425 22
I'm old what is dabbing?
BeastGlitterpony 3
The dance or the weed concentrate?
horneyhic 15
27 of those dabs would be impressive. There's a reason they say "a dab'll do ya"
Razell 13
If you're sniffing Brylcreem, you need to get a better dealer.
ndarwinnero 3
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BroadwayBaby1997 12
Why was this move invented?
itzhazen 3
bruh...tell that young boi grow up , you finally gave em a chance and he done **** em up ah...
JigglesGirl 19
Ok. In my opinion, dabbing is cancer. The worst thing so far. Even the whip and nae nae were better than this, granted the two of those are still stupid, yet better than dabbing. I would've left mid-date and told him that he'll never get a girlfriend if he keeps dabbing
vintageart1994 16
I hate it when people do that
thathobothere 17
So where does he live and how much gasoline do you think I'll need?
FaerieKitteh 9
Is this... the dance move or the patting of a napkin against the mouth? Because if it's the dance move, I would have walked out after the first one. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Jesserb 17
Lol, I feel like I know who you are talking about