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Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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By 12yearsoldapparently - / Monday 6 July 2015 23:02 / United States - Charleston

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By Sillychees | 22

#6343236 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:14

well at least you didnt fart

By Zwerik | 31

#6343232 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:12

Well, you were close. :P

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By Zwerik | 31

#6343232 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:12

Well, you were close. :P

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Jeffo193 | 13

#6343243 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:20

You could say she was half right!

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airforce987 | 20

#6343609 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:35

That's when you say "12! *dramatic pause* ...times TWO! *wait for response*" "Sooo...24?" "Yep, just checking to see if you can do math."

By ScratchCatPower | 32

#6343233 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:12

Well, I'm pretty sure you don't look twelve when you're twenty-four. Laugh it off! :)

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PhinIt2WinIt | 24

#6346061 - Friday 10 July 2015 5:02

some short people might. like my aunt and she's shorter than me and is 24

By FunnnyGirrl | 19

#6343234 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:13

I'm sure he didn't think you were 12. Maybe he found your nervousness endearing.

By Sillychees | 22

#6343236 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:14

well at least you didnt fart

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SubparAtBest | 23

#6343254 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:49

Another bonus. at least shes not 12.

By Abhinow | 7

#6343237 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:16

this is a no win case. if he agrees for date he is pedo!if he doesn't' then u blew it anyway

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Sillychees | 22

#6343242 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:20

why make it weird

By Miss_Chevious | 37

#6343240 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:17

Most guys would find your nervousness appealing. Hopefully he did too

By Ben14h | 22

#6343245 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:24

You are 12... Multiplied by 2

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bubba999 | 4

#6344416 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:07

thanks einstein

By Earths_Venus | 25

#6343247 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:25

You'll get better at dating with a bit of practice. Just be yourself.

By echarlotte | 19

#6343248 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:32

thats actually kind of cute how nervous you were

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ghetto_child | 18

#6343345 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 15:16

I quite enjoy first dates where I can tell the girl is nervous. The things they say and reactions they have are cute and hilarious!

By hkhan24 | 23

#6343250 - Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:36

That's easy to recover from, laugh it off as a joke.

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