By Senseless_487 - 16/09/2016 18:29 - United States - Pioneer

Today, I took my wife to a country concert for her birthday, even though I can't stand country. While she had the time of her life, I was punched twice, had a beer dropped on me, and had a rather large, drunk woman fall on me. Happy birthday, baby. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. While the music itself wasn't the worst thing in the world, and I did find out that Luke Bryan can be very funny, I found that the people who attend country concerts really aren't my cup of tea (I'm more of a pop punk/alternative kind of guy, i.e. blink 182, Yellowcard, etc.). To answer one question about getting punched, it turns out the guys behind me were very drunk and felt like messing with someone, and they picked me. So they each punched me in the head, and then one of them dropped the beer on me. I didn't have to do anything about it because the people around us kicked their asses and made them leave. And as to the people saying "suck it up," we all do things we don't enjoy for love, but when it crosses the line to physical violence and bodily harm, it becomes something that you can bitch about. She puts up with my geeky shit all the time without complaint, and I wouldn't have had a single complaint about spending my night at a country concert, but I went home cold, wet, smelling of beer, and in a lot of pain. I earned the right to bitch a little bit.

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Anything to make the wife happy. You're a good husband (based on this post). The world needs more of you.


Anything to make the wife happy. You're a good husband (based on this post). The world needs more of you.

ImGoth 15

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Pay OP back? It was her birthday present. You make it sound like his wife owes him something now. Unless you meant to have his wife treat him to something in return...

Don't worry, Christmas is coming. I imagine your gonna find an amazing 'thank you' under the tree.

A nice thank you below the belt is much better

Erbtosis 10

if she appreciates it, it's worth it, If not, FYL

birthday sex makes it worthwhile i bet ;)

marriage is all about sacrifice and getting punched twice

I had a drunk guy fall on me at a sabbath concert and from what I can see in this post, the world needs more husbands like you. You're a good husband to your wife and I do hope she had a wonderful birthday

Wow, you managed to live through the plot of a country song while at a country concert. What an immersive experience.