Thanks, Mr Whiskers

Again?

Who are you to assume he's done it twice? Or are you just saying it in hope to have successfully been another idiot posting irrelevant one word responses that are equally as annoying as posting "first".
Yeahhh, how's that for a response to "again?"

Feline mercenary strike again.

I think he commenting on the awkward wording of the fml by asking them to repeat. Some people just say "again"

OR, some people take this some way too seriously...

simple. don't bring Kitty into the bad time. na'mean?

The kitty was just helping clear the constipation!

Haha, when I was a kid my cat used to do that. But, thank god I was on diapers at the time.

Guys, I think he's joking, implying it happened before.

Sounds like a cartoon scene

What cartoons have you been watching?

Was it a black cat? (bad luck)

Hentai.

That's got to be a sticky situation..

*shitty

These _______ situation comments are shitty.

Cat: "Bring your ass over here and save my ass"

Haha that made me laugh, no clue why you're thumbed down.

You might want to wipe that!

Nahh he is just gonna leave it there.
*sarcasm*

Boom boom baby

It's for good luck.

I can just imagine OP sitting back down only to hear a *squish* and then that *Wa Wa* music play and OP puts their hand on their forehead and shakes their head

Yup, that proves it. Cats are definitely man-killing machines out to destroy us. Judgment day is near!

repent! repent!

I couldn't help myself but i hate your picture girl above me. So.... How is everyone

Too busy updating your facebook status to shut the toilet door?

Your English Teachers would be ashamed.

So would yours.

Oh shit!

That shitty situation is a pain in the ass

Generally, cats and poop-time don't mix. Male a note of it.

can he female a not of it also?

No, I think you can only female nots. ..was I supposed to typo to keep the typo train going? I'm srroy.

Fuck. I didn't even notice that I hate retarded auto correct making me look dumb and ruining jokes.

It's okay, happens to me all the time. I kept the joke living, you ruined it by stopping the typo train!