Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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KBeatz 5
Starts having a mini seizure? My dear, are you sure he wasn't just finishing?
MrSassypants 33
I highly doubt it. A majority of parents don't allow their child's name to be Dumbfuck.
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Comments (142)
norotors 16
Hey, at least he lasted 5 minutes!
Clamcreepy 7
I would've said this was a elaborate plan to leave but 2 years is a commitment that most men can't endure so my second thought is maybe YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS WACK JOB ALONE! if of course you think he'll be to much to handle later down the line. Ps why was he taking pain pills for anyway?
ImaginaryFoe 0
There is no indication he made a commitment of any length to OP. She has been "in love" with him for two years. As far as he's concerned, she could just be 'that girl I met last night'.
saintsrocksocks 10
Where do you get these invisible facts? I would like to know this so I can make unintelligible comments also. By the way, it's P.S., not Ps.
tehcyberman 9
I think many people people don't know the meme. I didn't until you said it was, which prompted me to look it up.
ManInTheMachine 19
16-You're new, so you wouldn't understand that this happens in almost every FML that involves sex. Usually it's buried within minutes, but now it's being thumbed up. I'm thoroughly confused, and frankly, disappointed.
tehcyberman 9
Ive been on FML for a long time, I just only started writing comments about a week ago. But I haven't always read the comments, so I'll take your word for it.
realeah 4
Did you admit that you'd confiscated his clothes? I feel like that could take a kinky turn...
lonkite101 14
20- yes, your right. This is the first time in years of me being on FML that this kind of comment has been significantly thumbed up.
daytoday21 10
When he finally woke up? You didn't call an ambulance before then?
glittercookies 12
Love is one of those things that doesn't need a reason. Sometimes it happens. People fall in love with people. Not experiences.
greenie213 23
That's why you should always get done as soon as possible. Less of a chance of that kind of thing happening.