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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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Breathtaking

By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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Wanking to death

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 00:17 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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Nice way to go, really

By motorboatofdoom - 30/03/2020 05:00

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By pikachu_43 - 21/03/2015 15:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

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Thursday 14 May 2009 1:23

that's why you don't **** strangers! You never know what your gonna get!

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Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:24

YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!

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sensual_kidney 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 3:00

ROFL @ #2

Guiseppi 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:00

Hahahahaha. It means you were just that good!

beasy4sheezy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:47

WOW! MY TURN!!!!

ohshootohshoot 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:38

lmfaooo, so you were getting intimate with a guy you just met? good luck with your future STD's if you keep this up.

jsmith1199 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:14

#9 i think we just became best friends what a *****.

fuckkkkk_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 3:04

damn #2 you beat me to it!

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:23

that's why you don't **** strangers! You never know what your gonna get!

TheGreyJayLP 10

Tuesday 13 October 2015 20:59

Asthma isn't ******* contagious, asshole

RedisDead88 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 4:14

thats what you get for being a ****

Moooshie 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:32

haha karmas a bitch, and you're a ***** :b

nikkiandyou 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:49

ive seen this one before like twice.

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