Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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KBeatz 5
Starts having a mini seizure? My dear, are you sure he wasn't just finishing?
MrSassypants 33
I highly doubt it. A majority of parents don't allow their child's name to be Dumbfuck.
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Comments (142)
Myo_fml 20
You must be new here.
blueknight1st 26
Over dosed on pain pills? Yeah, he sounds like a keeper. How about you set your standards a little bit higher? That way you won't be getting involved with drugged up losers.
rastafarhi 0
Sounds like a real winner that guy. Maybe you can do better?
kaileylovesyew 4
Honestly im not trying to b mean but thats kind of funny... Lol
CRC_101 31
The guy you're "in love with" passes out from an overdose and exhibits seizure-like symptoms, and yet you sit by and wait for him to wake up? That's true love in the making, I'm sure. Concern for the other's safety? Naaah, all we need is some hot sex. The more vibrations, the better!
TriflingAllDay 6
What the hell.
talloctopus 7
Bahahaha. Thats
Davick 0
a little stalking goes a long way. next time check him out.
trollcrusher 17
I find it bothersome when people practically sell their bodies on a whim, to a person they hardly know at that. I believe it is often a sign of immaturity, as they obviously haven't grown up enough to make a commitment before having what should be a truly special experience. People say it's natural to have sex. It's natural to have sex for the purpose of reproduction, not to slake the lust of a 15 year old. Simply my opinion though.
writergirl23 19
And you were more worried about it embarrassing you than his welfare? I wouldn't wanna be as nasty as you obviously are. And I am not saying FYL as you don't deserve that kind of pity.