Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
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Keyman1212
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Your fall could be incredibly profitable if you sue everyone indiscriminately.
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jowho
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I woulda ran up to you and yelled "SAFE". Then I woulda helped you up.
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Keyman1212
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Your fall could be incredibly profitable if you sue everyone indiscriminately.
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NeatNit
| 32
Well said.
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LiveLaughFML
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that's like putting a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign on a carpeted area! (;
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BrianAlarcon
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Agreed.
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RavagedSouI
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A wet carpet. That sounds like an ultimate torture device of slipping and falling with perhaps burns on your feet.
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xSniperx_fml
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Wow, they're smart for not telling you. o;
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Keyman1212
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A wet carpet: 1970's porn terminology for an aroused foxy lady.
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FUUUandyourmom
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ABC's What Would You Do, anyone?
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thaCODgod
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Yeah I would sue the hell out of them. I better see you making money on the news.
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fanceh
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It's Walmart, what do you expect..?
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fakeaccountX
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Sue them like Plankton did Krabs! Just keep your hands off the secret formula.
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nixter5
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You should've said "WELL NO FREAKIN SHIT!!"
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stormchaser24
| 24
You can sue.
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monkeys1315
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They'll give you free stuff so you won't sue normally. Like one time my little sister got stung by a bee in walmart and they gave her toys and candy.
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ppatty
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instead of suing like every other dumbass why not watch for water on the floor or where you step
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NeatNit
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How is it the store's fault that a bee stung her?!
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Randuhh_17
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I fell in walmart once. Bruised the tailbone, messed up my knee, and further more, hurt my pride. I feel your pain.
Only mine resulted in two old men laughing at me, a older man checking on me, and my best friend trying to help me keep my dignity.
Only mine resulted in two old men laughing at me, a older man checking on me, and my best friend trying to help me keep my dignity.
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
#22-I fail to see the comparison.
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forest1wolf
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74-Cuz then you couldn't sue them!
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eurostar710
| 11
Sue them! My moms friend did that a couple years back and got SO MUCH money. Good luck! And I hope your ankle feels better!
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tjv3
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all the people saying sue them a [email protected] tards. this is another example of why our great country is going down the crapper
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Zepset_fml
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Great country?! It's already down the crapper…
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mtbrown
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Not to diss respect a soldier if that is you in the picture but there should always be a sign because people don't watch the floor when they walk.
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nerdfighteria
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74- Do you honestly keep one eye focused on the ground at all times in case of stray puddles of water?
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x_KL_x
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Dam, I am so sick of people saying "Sue them" what is wrong with the world? How about thinking of a more productive way of sorting out your tiny problems.
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Boredumm
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Thought walmart had white Colored floors idk how, you could really notice water on the floor unless the water some color in it or something
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bigAC
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first!!
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jowho
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If your not first your last.. And your def not FIRST!!! Lol
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Keyman1212
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Actually, you were 2nd, which makes you first loser!
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Dennisse_47
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^^Fail! I think that suits you better.
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_Oblivion_
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let the wave of insults and thumb downs begin
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xcrashxloved
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Im sorry, that sounds like something that would happen to me :p
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rayrayray23
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Your mother.
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flockz
| 19
...makes my sammiches.
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
I'm sorry but you sound like a bucket of fail.
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gemno333
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I swear that wasn't me bc that's what I would do. So sorry but hey... there's some water there. Careful.
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IndiRae
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Thanks for clearing that up for us, Captain O.
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jowho
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I woulda ran up to you and yelled "SAFE". Then I woulda helped you up.
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KunKaLunKa
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Haha win
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angela3222
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Then we would become best friends :3
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xleanne_aLly
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Then, while you were running.. you would've fell too. ;)
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toriori57
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Haha tht would have been funny to see
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maphineRAWRS
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Better late than never!
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HowAreYouToday
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H1. 1 £1gur3 ¥•u 4e3 n0+ g0nn4 r39|¥ 2 m3.
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SadSadKidd
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never late is better:) haha
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ugh_a_lug
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Was the "water" in the diaper isle? If so, take a bath. Please.
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rattusrattus
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From what I've heard of that place, if you slip over in Wal-Mart, scour your skin with acid to remove all the disgusting ikky.
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A_L_M_A
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WTF suck a cock
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kidwiththeface42
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One of the pissed off door greeters probably spilled it. Mmmm sounds like a potential lawsuit. Sucks to be you.
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supermankisses
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No, it sucks to be Walmart. OPs gonna make bank!!!!
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gatorkiss
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Don't sue.. There are enough bottom feeders in this world already. Just chalk up to tough luck.
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xleanne_aLly
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I wouldn't sue either, just tell the manager about it so they'll give you free stuff. :)
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tjv3
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yeah bottom feeders are killing this country. this person should have been watching where they were walking
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xNephilim
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Walmart probably would offer the OP all kinds of free stuff. They go to ridiculous lengths to prevent getting sued.
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BrianAlarcon
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That dude is a dumbass