Wwiimaniac
Dallas, United States
Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Jerusalem, Israel
In the eye of the beholder
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
bride
United States
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
notfatanymore
Germany
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
omgreally91
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Overthinking it
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Top comments
dankpotatoes 2
Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!
redreynard 14
I just like hourglasses.
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insanexnh 13
I don't really see the FML side of this... there's nothing wrong with curves. Like #1 said, some women are actually attracted to that. If you want to get rid of them, hey, it's your choice, and I'm not gonna be the one who tries to stop you.
SadIife 6
Ah don't worry, not every guy has a masculine body, a lot are skinny.
allthepotatoes 1
I tend to prefer the skinny ones. :x
Jordanln97 9
39- ...You do?
SelenaMilkshake 17
I prefer skinny ones too :3
hecallsmedarlin 7
Eh skinny isn't my thing, don't wanna twig that will break in half an can't protect me. My boyfriend has muscles, very defined body, and abs you see in commercials..:) That'x what I prefer!
NoReservations 9
Skinny boys=
nerdsgetmehot 23
Different people have different preferences. There's definitely nothing wrong with liking skinny guys.
NoReservations 9
It left out my heart in my comment above :/ I love skinny guys, my boyfriend weighs 111 and he looks absolutely perfect to me :)
dsbs 9
What about the fat guys?
noisebox 1
There might be a panty waist out there whose ready to go with the flow...
whY402Jay 12
You should see about getting a contract.
arduousRainbow 1
Is it now safe to say that your hips don't lie?
inkedav 8
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?.... A fruit stand.. :l
OffToTheGayBar 9
I have an hourglass, too. I am not alone, huzzah! Those damned aliens haven't screwed me yet, or have they...? >.O
retyi43 14
I would say they have.
dellis44 7
its better than getting the perfect circular figure.
FlashBurn 13
Man, I know that's got to suck. Though I've had women, and a guy or two (awkward), tell me I have a nice arse and it's not flat like other guys.
ForeverAloneGal 23
Hey man, if you've got it, flaunt it.