Wwiimaniac
Dallas, United States
Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Jerusalem, Israel
In the eye of the beholder
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
bride
United States
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
notfatanymore
Germany
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
omgreally91
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Overthinking it
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Top comments
dankpotatoes 2
Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!
redreynard 14
I just like hourglasses.
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redreynard 14
Damn. I'm actually jealous.
TrippingOnAcid 29
This wouldn't be so bad provided he doesn't have ****
brewmasterg 34
This. My boyfriend has the roundest ass I know. Cut both cheeks off, glue them together and you got yourself an ass sphere. He is otherwise a twig. Dunno how that happened. He says "From sitting on my ass all day".
Superstitious 6
Lol 'ass sphere'
insanexnh 13
I don't really see the FML side of this... there's nothing wrong with curves. Like #1 said, some women like to see a guy with curves. If you wish to get rid of them, hey, that's your choice, OP.
summertimexo 3
So you have wide hips yea cuz that's normal
xXxIracebethxXx 14
The ****? Punctuation and spelling are your friends. Reading also does wonders because nowhere in the FML does it say he has wide hips.
StayClassyLassy 6
Hourglass shapes have wider hips compared to let's say, someone who has a ruler shaped body.
izzygarcia 0
Sadly Iknow how you feel -_______-
FIRESTARTER97 3
What's to number? Lol jk unless u roll that way.
Habu987 9
Dude. No. Just no.
liveeee 2
Lucky!
durkagihad 12
Get a bowflex, get like chuck norris
instnt1nfction 17
Chuck Norris? **** no, it's Batman time.
teague95 16
if he wanted to be like Chuck Norris, wouldn't he get a TotalGym instead of a BowFlex
JonnyGoldsmithXX 0
Judging by your picture, you need a bowflex
the_fun_one 0
Wait..how?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Haha! I was so confused why you'd write an fml about this, then I read the last part haha.
bananagrams 9
Yeah it tends to work best when you read the entire FML.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I only read half of them. Then I come back an hour later to read the rest. It's more of a surprise. Ha.
DogsPaw 16
That... Doesn't make any sense.
jaredofmo 22
Huh? What does that even look like for a guy? *Checks Google Image Search* ... Hello, handsome...
Aug1508 9
Workout your shoulders to get massive pecs and arms! You won't look so girly with an hour shape figure.