Wwiimaniac
Dallas, United States
Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Jerusalem, Israel
In the eye of the beholder
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
bride
United States
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
notfatanymore
Germany
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
omgreally91
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Overthinking it
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Top comments
dankpotatoes 2
Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!
redreynard 14
I just like hourglasses.
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Comments (162)
sporty1200xlr 6
If you said " finally achieved " then you probably wanted it and this fml is a waste
mizuki123 8
Sarcasm maybe?
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's called sarcasm. Get it? Got it? Good.
Skinwalker131 5
Hourglass body shapes are overrated... Trust me its impossible to shop for!! Ugh...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
At least you have a small waist. Hey, it could be worse. You could be obese.
Calyx_fml 22
Go to Brazil. Their doctors can hook you up with some breast implants and a ******. You'll look fabulous!
br0ccoli 15
You must tell womenkind your secrets. Inquiring minds want to know.
BradenLock 4
I can't really conjure up a mental image of this. Not quite sure why I want one, but I keep trying.
ThisAJ16 0
Maybe now your milkshakes will bring the boys to the yard.
sylvie211 6
i think op may be emaiciated...eat more dude
RedPillSucks 33
As dudes line up to get "eaten", I don't think that's what he really want's to do. Perhaps there's a comma missing someplace, otherwise this becomes like the human version of Chick-Fila
perdix 31
You could become a very successful tranny! That bubble butt of yours will make you very popular;)
shots1996 8
I see you Are also a man from Texas. Eat a steak boy go work outside