Wwiimaniac
Dallas, United States
Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Jerusalem, Israel
In the eye of the beholder
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
box butt
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
bride
United States
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
notfatanymore
Germany
Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML
Anonymous
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
BrefODM
United Kingdom
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
omgreally91
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Overthinking it
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Top comments
dankpotatoes 2
Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!
redreynard 14
I just like hourglasses.
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Comments (162)
AzzieC 12
Aww even I can't get that shape and I'm a girl
hfcknbby 0
Hey now you can look into being a cross-dresser(: shake something strange for a little piece of change !
apollo16 6
What's your secret????
bobevanssucks 2
How does this get on fml??
perdix 31
Because having fertile, round hips and big ol' ass can be very bad for a guy, especially in prison or jail. In those cases, more than just his life is ******.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Listen to perdix, he speaks from experience.
brevolorio 5
I'll teach how be fat
Fmlsea 28
least you know most women would be jealous of you lol ;)
unknown_user5566 27
The always-sexy hourglass figure may not be the best option for you, but you can totally capitalize on your situation. Write a book about how you achieved such an awesome bod, and make millions from it. ;)
eccentrix 12
YDI for thinking of it as a bad thing.
eatsleepjb 8
Well, it's better than being obese. It's good that you care about your body.
EduJav321 24
Tranny?