By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 983
You deserved it 10 067

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ahahaha this ones the best

Lizza330 28

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.


jonan1212 5

I h8 ^^ this is really FUNNY

you hate yourself? haha. this is awesome. definitley FYL

dude face it....your a fag!

dude face it....your a fag!

Krajjan 9

I wonder what Sigmund would say.

idk about Freud, but Phil would say something along the lines of "own your gender confusion!"

therealdavid 0

Wow, I started picturing it and getting Horney. then you said you were a guy. Boner kill....

therealdavid 0

I started to get horny when I started picturing this, then you said you're a guy and it shrunk. Boner kill.

NickK49 0

Really? Same thing was happening to me until it said OP was a man...I instead tore a hole in my pants and lost control all over the bedroom wall.

Sliim_Shaady 6

Homo much???

dragonmaster3000 0

there's nuthin wrong.. I have had Many dreams I was a girl so nbd

sduhamel 0

#131 you get horny from reading this?! ure really deprived man FYL

ddawgg5523 0

u r not slim shady

think it might be sign?? lol jk... but maybe it's a memory from a past life :0

TheChampagneBoi 5


xDefendPopPunkx 14

Who was the groom?

ahahaha this ones the best

iSitt 0

HouseMD says op was born with ambiguous genitalia and the parents decided to make you a boy.

#53 I just seen that episode a couple days ago haha good reference

EmoLittleBish 0

lol it's a sign from the gods... maybe their trying to tell him he's going fruity........

robotnhi 0

dreams are awesome adventures. and this one sure is the best.

that is so sad....

so is ur picture lol

looks like Edgar Allan poe

iluvevil01 11

lol iv seen your pic off of epicfail :)

TheChampagneBoi 5

nice pic

Maybe you were destined to be a girl? lol

samadams42 0

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cutie pie, your really cute(;

fml2102, you're really creepy!

how is that creepy USC?

your hot jk hahaha

22cute 17

maybe OP was a girl in a past life

TheChampagneBoi 5


dangermouse2990 19

Affectionately complimenting a total stranger can give off creeper vibes...

I think it means he will be gay

jbluebird923 0


Lizza330 28

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

mkrone 0

The problem is he feels like he should bother the online community with this. We have more important things to handle. Like raptors.

Nuclear_Ninja 6

Yeah. I had a similar dream. I wasn't getting married. I was a guy I was wearing this white dress that was so comfy and I absolutely loved it. So much, in fact, that I didn't want to take it off.

Well go to The Netherlands then ;)

blondebrunette11 4

...dreams r usually from previous events. don't get ur hopes up for this guy.... its a depressingly sad tragedy :( lol

Noooooooo we dont want !!! :p

So what you are saying is that you want to be taken up the "isle" by a guy? ;-)

^ I love your picture!

No, I'm pretty sure he meant "isle." Or at least canal...

hellogoodbye1996 6

Woot! Arizona!

Rafid 0

46 nice pic

It happens- it's normal.

RedPillSucks 31

No.... Not saying he needs to reassess his stereotypical gender roles or his sexuality, but I don't think this is normal.

I've had a dream where I was a 'princess' and had to rescue my boyfriend as Rapunzel. Genders stayed the same. All that hair... so hot. Dreams are weird. It probably means you want chocolate cake or something.

LOL yeaa just chocolate cakee :) no worries

It is pretty normal tbh. Most people just won't admit to it.