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By  zp5

Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.

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To be fair, off the top of my head I can think of several reasons why the OP might not have known about the wife: 1. The wife was deployed over seas 2. The wife was in jail for a time 3. The husband and wife were separated, but not yet divorced 4. The wife might have had a job that required her to be away from home for long periods of time (biologists, geologists, etc, all have lengthy field expeditions) 5. It was a long distance relationship 6. The wife was in a coma (it could happen! ;

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#43: Think outside the box. =) She can give the guy aids even if she doesn't have them. All she needs to do is go to an AIDS clinic, find someone who has AIDS, and then stab him/her with something. For the sake of argument, we'll say she stabs someone with a fork. After she has done this all she needs to do it stab her ex-boyfriend with the fork. Now he has AIDS and she doesn't. Although, after all of that, she may not have AIDS but she'll have a court date and a prison sentence.

By  zp5

Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.

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Yes, physically attack him so he will have a legal reason (self-defense) to knock her teeth out.

I'm surprised he made it that long. He must be some kind of professional dirtbag. Much better than your average run-of-the-mill dirtbag.

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I suppose it'd progress to certain other types of bags, like scumbag, douchebag, shitbag...

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