Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
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Top comments
zp5 4
Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.
prettyflyforawhi 0
3 years and you didn't know?
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Comments (85)
beccusmaximus 0
Has anyone else thought that maybe the man and his wife had been separated during that time? These things do happen. A lot of couple separate for an extended time before spending the money on a divorce. Not justifying what he did by any means, but he may not have even been with his wife while seeing OP. A lot of people try to start new relationships during a separation from a spouse. Once again, this doesn't make what the dude did right. After being with OP for a few months, I would think the truth should have been revealed.
SisyphereanTask 2
#48: Even if he was separated he's still a liar.
Mrs_Nevermind 0
#51 yeah, i agree with you. They may have separated in that time, but he still should have mentioned that he was legally married to someone else. Honesty is the best policy... And he is being a deceptive liar.
beccusmaximus 0
Oh yeah, like I said, there's no excuse for what he did. But "wife" is a legal term, they may not have been actively having a relationship. It's actually pretty common for people to move on before a divorce is final. However, most divorces don't take three years to finalize. Sounds like dude is hanging onto the past. Or he's a cheating asshole.
guppy40000 0
how can you not know the guy your seeing is with someone else. 3 years too, come on. you were blinding yourself lady, there are always signs. Both of you should dump his ass he might have even more chicks on the side then you two.
guppy40000 0
you call your own name during sex dont you.
LoganBballin16 0
Wow #30,37 information overload!! This site was not meant for you to puplish your book.
lovestoomassage 0
ouch....
ckjacques53198 0
Lol you are a country western song
kudai1 0
did any1 noticed this was posted twice?
fthku 13
Gonna have to call it YDI. If it was 2 months, FYL. But 3 years and you didn't notice anything? You really stupid hammer you.
totono 0
37, up in Canada it's attempted murder if you have sex without informing the other person that you have Aids.
sevengali 0
Didn't you ever look at his hand?