Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
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Top comments
zp5 4
Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.
prettyflyforawhi 0
3 years and you didn't know?
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Comments (85)
Celestyna 16
3 years isn’t that long being with someone. I don’t know why people expect to be married by then.