Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
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Top comments
zp5 4
Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.
prettyflyforawhi 0
3 years and you didn't know?
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Comments (85)
TheNewGuy03 29
make like a tree and get the ****. |the kid|
redbluegreen 41
What about ******* trees?
ohthebloodygore 16
I hate the comment bug. Rachel, tree huggers?
zp5 4
Damn tree-huggin' hippies.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
newguy nice picture XD
zanguard 0
A classic case of douchebaggery.
knibbsy 4
Don't be hating on douchebags; the world needs people like me. I put the Paul Mitchell in Paul Mitchell. I try out all the hair products before they come out. I lost 37 pounds once after washing my hair. Yeah, I'm ballin', and I walk around watching these ladies trying to holla at me but I'm like "naw, you ugly."
underguarded 20
That joke didn't cause anything close to any sort of laughter from me. nor did I even get it. Paul mitchell and hair products? WTF OP you are either very naive, very dumb , or he's a great con artist.
Ryonix 0
ydi totally. everyone knows... ugh nvm
saleha97 4
**** his life! he lost you, not opposite.
saleha97 4
haha!
Zayna_604 0
hmm well unless you expect you wife to wear the ring on her toe instead, then no.
hunturkey 0
threesome for sure;)
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
WIFE:"Yeah, you've been dating my husband." OP:"Threesome?"
mks13 0
How in the hell are you with someone for three years and never realize they were with someone else, ydi for being stupid.
percawesome 0
He managed to fool both of them though, somethings got to be said for that
totono 0
um.....wouldn't she then be screwed if she has aids and gives it to him? Even if he is a cheater, if she does that she and doesn't tell him, she'll be charged with attempted murder. What I'm saying is why use this route for attempted murder, when sleepwalking would work and give you an excuse in court?
ThatLooksSticky 16
Yes. if the woman was a double amputee.