Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
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Top comments
zp5 4
Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.
prettyflyforawhi 0
3 years and you didn't know?
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Comments (85)
thebigblue 2
3 weeks I could understand, but 3 years? your a moron.
prettyflyforawhi 0
you're* not your*
chungy92 5
he must be a major sleazeball, I mean his wife and girlfriend didn't know after 3 years that he was cheating!
kindlystfupls 0
3 whole years?? you're a ****** idiot.
slipknotmaiden 3
3 yrs...!! Sucks!
The_Big_Mac 7
actually totono, she would be charged with the willful spreading of infectious diseases; which to my understanding can be a federal offense. That also would have the second charge of the spread of biological material with intent to harm. That's a little charge we have in my state for say, spiting, urinating or throwing feces at officers, and can be applied in a case such as that. But this all being hypothetical, who cares it was a shit move on his part.
EvilDave 13
YDI. There is no way you could be dating seriously for three years and not have known he was married or at least seeing someone else. Three years without spending a holiday with him, without meeting anyone in his family or any of his friends? If you didn't know, you should have known. You deserve it.
rldostie 19
Not true--a lot of times when these things happen it's a "long distance relationship" where he lives several cities or states away. if he claimed he had a job that kept him away on holidays or for certain parts of the year, both the wife and girlfriend could buy it. Not to mention "friends" cover for friends all the time. Never underestimate the ability of a con artist.
sparta98 4
If you bumb into him, kick him in the happy-sack for me. What an asshole.
PamParanoia 0
Cheaters disgust me. I say you give him a taste of his own medicine. :D
vctlo26 0
honey I don't blame u... mine went on for a year n then his wife told me too just like u. when there is will there is a way!
fakEwOrLD 0
I bet you had a clue what was going on but you turned the other way because you LOVE him and you TRUST him.