Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
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Top comments
zp5 4
Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.
prettyflyforawhi 0
3 years and you didn't know?
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Comments (85)
ulicksam 0
For 3 years you didn't wonder why you couldn't go to his house, call his home phone, or one of many other things? All you care about is getting married. How stupid. YDI.
LdyJstc 8
How could he hide a wife for THREE years, OP?
brees_09 0
better do some research next time! 3 years???
Ketchup_Castle 30
That really sucks for you.
zoeypony98 0
Publish you mean?
bl0ndem0mentsx2 2
what a horrible thing. some ppl are so scummy. I'm not sure how u didn't realize the signs, but maybe he's just really good at what he does n u gave to much trust to soon. anyways move on and find better.
TylerDirty 15
Don't say anything about op its easy to lie to someone. The good thing is now you know so you can do something about it.
aziansensation40 3
aww what a waste of three years of your life, that sucks :(
fantasyworld 39
You'll find someone better.
shonic 16
why the hell do people say you deserved it