Break it off - FML

Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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HokieJ 10

Monday 6 April 2020 3:22

That's a bad break but better to find out before the wedding. Best of luck to you!

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 6 April 2020 3:52

On the bright side, you can dump her ass and keep all of your shit. If you learned this after your wedding, she'd take half your shit and share it with the other guy. Your situation sucks but it could have sucked a lot worse!

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mackdeezy 22

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Monday 6 April 2020 2:06

Well damn, dude! That's rough. How did you find out?

HokieJ 10

Monday 6 April 2020 3:22

That's a bad break but better to find out before the wedding. Best of luck to you!

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 6 April 2020 3:52

On the bright side, you can dump her ass and keep all of your shit. If you learned this after your wedding, she'd take half your shit and share it with the other guy. Your situation sucks but it could have sucked a lot worse!

daengh 15

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Monday 6 April 2020 18:28

Since she called it off get the ring back, sell it, and do something for yourself.

spinspinsugar 12

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Monday 6 April 2020 23:47

that's so heartbreaking! at least you know now and not after y'all said "I do."

BrotherPhil 35

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Tuesday 14 April 2020 17:15

Could be worse - she could have gone ahead with the wedding then told you 10 years later that she wanted a divorce so that they could marry the other person

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