By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
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itsalanis 24
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Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.

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g0ldenb0nes 6

He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.

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NIRVANA1990s 1
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well at least you had a good excuse to rest on a hot guys shoulder :)

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Feared 9
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"Your shoulders look dry. Let me just drool on them for you."

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TheDrifter 23

If he was upset about it, he would have woken op up right away. Go for it girl.

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LoganBurrito 6

9- and that makes up for 3. Good job!

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iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0
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Hey I just woke up here, and this is crazy.. But here's me number, so call me maybe?

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happle 21
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49- Fuck you.

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riax 9
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Exactly! And he didn't wake her up, and just let her drool on him, how sweet!! :)

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humorizer 14
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Smokers these days... They do their bad habit even when they're having a fever. :/

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KrazieKleo 13
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66- wtf are you talking about? At least comment on the right FML -.-

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onlychildFTW 33
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But he was smoking so it gets rid of all the hotness. Or at least that's for me.

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L_Lovegood 19
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In this case, "smoking hot", means "ridiculously goodlooking".

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Milf6969 1
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He was smoking hot not smoking on the bus

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Link5794 18

Fuck you, 49.

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ben20262 7
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wasnt Kurt Cobain quoting willie nelson when he said that?

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itsalanis 24
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Hmm, seems like a good ice breaker, lol.

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Doortje 29
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Exactly! "I'm so sorry, let me make it up to you and buy you coffee".

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Drigr 9
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Especially since I think its safe to say he didn't care THAT much, or he would've woken her up.

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ilovesuju 10
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At least he didn't wake you up to get you off!

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xoconnie 8

while you were sleeping or when u realized he was hot? lol imagine OP waking up, seeing him and suddenly drool starts coming out of her mouth hahaha

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enchi999 8
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At least he let you keep resting there.

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rainbowglass 5
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I once fell asleep on the bus and woke up to a lady pushing my head off her shoulders. She was still upset, despite how many times I apologized. At least your headrest was a lot more accommodating! :)

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g0ldenb0nes 6

He must not have cared too much if he hadn't moved. If a stranger fell asleep on me the first thing I'd do was move.

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Octain 13

Agreed(:

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ebdeadaccount 11
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There's a thumbs up button for that.

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thatsvintage 6
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Did you get his number?

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Feared 9
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It's better than being on a date with a sexy guy, and sharting when you try to let out a silent fart.

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StanSmith_fml 9
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Isn't that reference from an FML from like 3 months ago?

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Rowdey 10
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Oh really?

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XtraEzeee 8
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It's also better than being on a date, wanting to say something, but then getting your head chopped off in the park. But I don't see how either of our scenarios are relevant.

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Feared 9
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They are relevant considering they are both awkward scenarios that happen around guys...obviously.

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GhettoXmuffin 7

Wait..

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Dadothy 8
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I don't always drool when I sleep, but when I do I make sure it's on random people on buses.

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LoganBurrito 6

I don't always post overused jokes and swear, but when I do, fuck.

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Trisha_aus 15

Mr. Burrito, you're doing it wrong

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LoganBurrito 6

Not again! Damnit table! (?°?°??? ??? You said it would be funny this time!

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LoganBurrito 6

And you lied to me about those characters working on FML! Screw it, from now on I'm eating dinner on my water bed.

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LoganBurrito 6

A lot :3 I'm having fun though, so sorry if I forgot to care about what random people that I don't know think of me. Bring on more thumbs down! I've been on a losing streak lately, so I wanna try to break my negative record on these failed comments.

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kikidi 6
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Random hot people.

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lonkite101 14
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I know of I was that guy I'd be flattered.

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caplox 6

"its not what it looks like!"

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william8691 10

At least you didnt fall asleep with your face in his crotch.

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PeytonBieda 8

I totally would have.

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