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lol that's funny but I'd kill him
lol
His name is panda, so maybe...
Could be a wolf.. You gonna take that thing on?
I do the same thing with a machete. They look intimidating. Not to mention they are good to have around for the impending zombie apocalypse.
Hey, machete's are badass, and nothing can change that.
*Troll face* Problem owner?
or your house may have entities in it. animals are more sensitive to paranormal stuff.
yes, and 3am is prime time...
u may have a ghost hun.
no
Or the house may have entities....Did you know animals are more aware of stuff thats paranormal? lol
poltergeist tun tun tuuuuun
Yes, my dogs tell me when unicorns, pixies and wizards are near by.
"or you may have entities" says tompusslicker... more like tomNOpusslicker
Alternatively, whoever was there heard a dog lose its mind, saw the house lights come on, a guy stumble around, pick up a machete and head for the yard, then unsurprisingly decided not to stick around and see what happened next. Buy your dog a big bone.
Here, here! My dog is the same way. He stays inside at night but doesn't make any noise unless something's going on outside the house... Love that big knucklehead of a dog of my.
Smart person, then. I mean, who would try to steal a house when you saw the owner grab a machete? You gotta be chuck norris-ing me.
Quick question... How do you "steal" a house? :/ I mean first, you'd have to lift it from it's foundation... Yada, yada, so on and so forth.. Hehe.
sicoftgsht shut up man no1 gives a shit, everyone with common sense knows what he meant.
Lighten up, it was a damn joke.
some people don't have a sense of humor. lol
can u jam out #51?.... anyone can see they were joking..... common sense.
Shhh... My common sense is tingling
Or, maybe, the intruder actually left the yard as the dog started "going nuts". Sure as hell if I was ever to intrude, and a big dog started barking his head off, I'm not going to stay on the premises and hide under a shrub!
i completely agree, and sticking with the unoriginal train, due south to buttfuck, Idaho....he should buy that dog a big bone.
lmao
You know, a gun does wonders for home defense... Just sayin'.
Texas native as well, my friend. And a proud owner of a safe full of noise makers... I'm not afraid of a home invasion. If my dog can't take care of a person breaking into my home and risking the lives of my family, I will. Gotta protect your own, right?
Teh hell, i'd grab my pillow and bitch-slap the thief with it.
It will find you... it will catch you... it will hit you... with a spoon! Again... and again...
yeah... I'll stick with the firearms. granted I have a machete too... but I still think I'll use the guns if absolutely necessary.
or maybe you're just paranoid?
sometimes you gotta cut a bitch... deep
If you have woods on your property it can be a very handy tool. Makes getting through thick brush a whole lot easier. OP - If your dog was sleeping, it's possible it heard something that put it into protection mode. Maybe the wind or a car, people somewhere close by, or a neighbors cat? Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean your dog is an asshole.
in case of a zombie attack. have you not read the zombie survival guide?
My dad owns a machete, and why not? You can use it to chop people up, make 'em quake in fear.... no really, but yeah.
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A machete really? Where do you think you are, in the ******* jungle?
Alternatively, whoever was there heard a dog lose its mind, saw the house lights come on, a guy stumble around, pick up a machete and head for the yard, then unsurprisingly decided not to stick around and see what happened next. Buy your dog a big bone.