FML : Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

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Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By panda / Thursday 3 March 2011 11:20 /

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By VeeVengeance | 0

#2145746 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:10

A machete really? Where do you think you are, in the fucking jungle?

By Zebidee | 8

#2145808 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:21

Alternatively, whoever was there heard a dog lose its mind, saw the house lights come on, a guy stumble around, pick up a machete and head for the yard, then unsurprisingly decided not to stick around and see what happened next.

Buy your dog a big bone.

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By hipposrock101 | 6

#2145713 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:04

lol that's funny but I'd kill him

zakmillard | 0

#2145743 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:09

hahahahahahaha damn dooooog! :)

sonusingh | 0

#2147007 - Thursday 3 March 2011 19:18

lol

uomealot1 | 0

#2147444 - Thursday 3 March 2011 22:02

GHOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

dusty209 | 0

#2147942 - Friday 4 March 2011 1:34

sounds like he was jus being a normal dog. the person is hella overreacting and this shouldn't b on fml

By VeeVengeance | 0

#2145746 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:10

A machete really? Where do you think you are, in the fucking jungle?

DjeePee | 24

#2146527 - Thursday 3 March 2011 17:17

His name is panda, so maybe...

48Connor | 10

#2146549 - Thursday 3 March 2011 17:21

Could be a wolf.. You gonna take that thing on?

rallets | 22

#2146874 - Thursday 3 March 2011 18:36

maybe hes Danny Trejo

jewjewB | 0

#2147282 - Thursday 3 March 2011 20:47

omg funniest costume ever

vegan_muffin | 4

#2148590 - Friday 4 March 2011 5:52

I do the same thing with a machete. They look intimidating. Not to mention they are good to have around for the impending zombie apocalypse.

LuckyLogic | 0

#2151744 - Saturday 5 March 2011 10:33

rofl.

Pontihog | 0

#2664440 - Sunday 12 June 2011 5:13

Hey, machete's are badass, and nothing can change that.

By IcyHell | 0

#2145753 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:11

*Troll face* Problem owner?

By turkeys_hen | 0

#2145790 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:17

or your house may have entities in it. animals are more sensitive to paranormal stuff.

deerescu | 1

#2158533 - Monday 7 March 2011 13:06

yes, and
3am is
prime time...

By Sour_Soul88 | 0

#2145801 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:19

u may have a ghost hun.

ShatteredDreams8 | 0

#2146946 - Thursday 3 March 2011 19:00

TomPusslicker | 21

#2147345 - Thursday 3 March 2011 21:13

Or the house may have entities....Did you know animals are more aware of stuff thats paranormal? lol

tona01 | 16

#2147511 - Thursday 3 March 2011 22:46

poltergeist tun tun tuuuuun

devileyekill | 0

#2148823 - Friday 4 March 2011 7:44

Yes, my dogs tell me when unicorns, pixies and wizards are near by.

bls5301 | 2

#2158291 - Monday 7 March 2011 11:33

"or you may have entities" says tompusslicker... more like tomNOpusslicker

By Zebidee | 8

#2145808 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:21

sicofthsht | 1

#2146865 - Thursday 3 March 2011 18:33

Here, here! My dog is the same way. He stays inside at night but doesn't make any noise unless something's going on outside the house... Love that big knucklehead of a dog of my.

ricfenrir | 0

#2146867 - Thursday 3 March 2011 18:35

Smart person, then.

I mean, who would try to steal a house when you saw the owner grab a machete? You gotta be chuck norris-ing me.

sicofthsht | 1

#2146915 - Thursday 3 March 2011 18:45

Quick question... How do you "steal" a house? :/ I mean first, you'd have to lift it from it's foundation... Yada, yada, so on and so forth.. Hehe.

bhangu023 | 0

#2146953 - Thursday 3 March 2011 19:02

sicoftgsht shut up man no1 gives a shit, everyone with common sense knows what he meant.

sicofthsht | 1

#2147064 - Thursday 3 March 2011 19:36

Lighten up, it was a damn joke.

cardoor12 | 0

#2148335 - Friday 4 March 2011 4:16

some people don't have a sense of humor. lol

woosah | 16

#2148886 - Friday 4 March 2011 8:26

can u jam out #51?.... anyone can see they were joking..... common sense.

brenkite | 5

#4454772 - Saturday 19 May 2012 5:45

Shhh... My common sense is tingling

By marinus_fml | 19

#2145809 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:22

Or, maybe, the intruder actually left the yard as the dog started "going nuts". Sure as hell if I was ever to intrude, and a big dog started barking his head off, I'm not going to stay on the premises and hide under a shrub!

TomPusslicker | 21

#2147357 - Thursday 3 March 2011 21:19

i completely agree, and sticking with the unoriginal train, due south to buttfuck, Idaho....he should buy that dog a big bone.

By beastin34 | 0

#2145882 - Thursday 3 March 2011 16:42

really? A spoon would have been better

cptmorgan15 | 2

#2146567 - Thursday 3 March 2011 17:26

You read my mind..... A spoon would most definitely be the first thing I would go for to defend myself... On the other hand, maybe I'd whip out a stuffed animal and throw marshmellows at the burglar.

intheboot | 0

#2146802 - Thursday 3 March 2011 18:16

lmao

sicofthsht | 1

#2146882 - Thursday 3 March 2011 18:38

You know, a gun does wonders for home defense... Just sayin'.

lordcaliburx | 0

#2147242 - Thursday 3 March 2011 20:37

agree. I live in Texas and every one has a gun. shit i got 4. never been broken into but just in case.

sicofthsht | 1

#2147406 - Thursday 3 March 2011 21:41

Texas native as well, my friend. And a proud owner of a safe full of noise makers... I'm not afraid of a home invasion. If my dog can't take care of a person breaking into my home and risking the lives of my family, I will. Gotta protect your own, right?