Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML
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hipposrock101
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lol that's funny but I'd kill him
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zakmillard
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hahahahahahaha damn dooooog! :)
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sonusingh
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lol
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uomealot1
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GHOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
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dusty209
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sounds like he was jus being a normal dog. the person is hella overreacting and this shouldn't b on fml
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VeeVengeance
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A machete really? Where do you think you are, in the fucking jungle?
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DjeePee
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His name is panda, so maybe...
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48Connor
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Could be a wolf.. You gonna take that thing on?
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rallets
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maybe hes Danny Trejo
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jewjewB
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omg funniest costume ever
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vegan_muffin
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I do the same thing with a machete. They look intimidating. Not to mention they are good to have around for the impending zombie apocalypse.
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LuckyLogic
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rofl.
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Pontihog
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Hey, machete's are badass, and nothing can change that.
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IcyHell
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*Troll face* Problem owner?
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turkeys_hen
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or your house may have entities in it. animals are more sensitive to paranormal stuff.
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deerescu
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yes, and
3am is
prime time...
3am is
prime time...
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Sour_Soul88
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u may have a ghost hun.
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ShatteredDreams8
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no
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TomPusslicker
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Or the house may have entities....Did you know animals are more aware of stuff thats paranormal? lol
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tona01
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poltergeist tun tun tuuuuun
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devileyekill
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Yes, my dogs tell me when unicorns, pixies and wizards are near by.
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bls5301
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"or you may have entities" says tompusslicker... more like tomNOpusslicker
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Zebidee
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Alternatively, whoever was there heard a dog lose its mind, saw the house lights come on, a guy stumble around, pick up a machete and head for the yard, then unsurprisingly decided not to stick around and see what happened next.
Buy your dog a big bone.
Buy your dog a big bone.
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sicofthsht
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Here, here! My dog is the same way. He stays inside at night but doesn't make any noise unless something's going on outside the house... Love that big knucklehead of a dog of my.
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ricfenrir
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Smart person, then.
I mean, who would try to steal a house when you saw the owner grab a machete? You gotta be chuck norris-ing me.
I mean, who would try to steal a house when you saw the owner grab a machete? You gotta be chuck norris-ing me.
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sicofthsht
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Quick question... How do you "steal" a house? :/ I mean first, you'd have to lift it from it's foundation... Yada, yada, so on and so forth.. Hehe.
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bhangu023
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sicoftgsht shut up man no1 gives a shit, everyone with common sense knows what he meant.
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sicofthsht
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Lighten up, it was a damn joke.
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cardoor12
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some people don't have a sense of humor. lol
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woosah
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can u jam out #51?.... anyone can see they were joking..... common sense.
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brenkite
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Shhh... My common sense is tingling
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marinus_fml
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Or, maybe, the intruder actually left the yard as the dog started "going nuts". Sure as hell if I was ever to intrude, and a big dog started barking his head off, I'm not going to stay on the premises and hide under a shrub!
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TomPusslicker
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i completely agree, and sticking with the unoriginal train, due south to buttfuck, Idaho....he should buy that dog a big bone.
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beastin34
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really? A spoon would have been better
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cptmorgan15
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You read my mind..... A spoon would most definitely be the first thing I would go for to defend myself... On the other hand, maybe I'd whip out a stuffed animal and throw marshmellows at the burglar.
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intheboot
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lmao
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sicofthsht
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You know, a gun does wonders for home defense... Just sayin'.
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lordcaliburx
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agree. I live in Texas and every one has a gun. shit i got 4. never been broken into but just in case.
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sicofthsht
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Texas native as well, my friend. And a proud owner of a safe full of noise makers... I'm not afraid of a home invasion. If my dog can't take care of a person breaking into my home and risking the lives of my family, I will. Gotta protect your own, right?
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ricfenrir
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Teh hell, i'd grab my pillow and bitch-slap the thief with it.
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lifeinhd
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It will find you... it will catch you... it will hit you... with a spoon!
Again... and again...
Again... and again...
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vwmkvgirl
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yeah... I'll stick with the firearms. granted I have a machete too... but I still think I'll use the guns if absolutely necessary.
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FML858
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67&79 LOLOL WIN
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ENLT
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or maybe you're just paranoid?
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pukeslip
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youre way too paranoid.
Buy your dog a big bone.